I was setting up a projector for our meeting when I see this suspicious looking fucker walking across the street. What made him suspicious you ask? Dark clothes and a black ski mask. I think... weird. And go on with my work. Go back to the gym and there are ten cop cars and trucks and a dog and a dude with a "machine gun" like an ar-15 or something(fuck off gun nuts I know it wasn't a machine gun) My parking lot shares a lot with a bank. The bank was robbed. My description of the perp was "spot on" they said. They'll be in touch with me later. Exciting stuff. I'm probably a hero.