WTF Just spent a half hour talking to two detectives.

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  1. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    I was setting up a projector for our meeting when I see this suspicious looking fucker walking across the street.

    What made him suspicious you ask? Dark clothes and a black ski mask.

    I think... weird. And go on with my work.

    Go back to the gym and there are ten cop cars and trucks and a dog and a dude with a "machine gun" like an ar-15 or something(fuck off gun nuts I know it wasn't a machine gun)

    My parking lot shares a lot with a bank. The bank was robbed.

    My description of the perp was "spot on" they said.

    They'll be in touch with me later.

    Exciting stuff.

    I'm probably a hero.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    :lol: unknown poster
     
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    It is going to be awesome when he is staring at you on the witness stand in 8 months.
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Any mention of a possible reward? :munch:
     
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  7. Quite Frankly

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    Is OP related to HowardsAnnoyingSnort — the one of recent Shed infamy for being temp banned and pleading for an expedited return?
     
  8. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    You should have ran out there and karate chopped his ass. Come on man!
     
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    A few years ago, I was at lunch when the bank next door to the restaurant was robbed.

    We didn't even know it was going on until we left and saw all the cops blocking the driveway and street.

    Apparently, the robber was still in the bank and the cops had it surrounded with guns drawn.

    Suddenly, the robber ran out the front door with a gun and the cops fired about 50 shots and killed her.

    I was around the edge of the building so, I didn't see her actually get shot but, I saw the body laying there when I was finally able to leave.

    It took a while because they were having everyone in the bank come out one at a time with their hands up.


    ETA: I found some info on it, the robber was 39 years old.

    http://lapdonline.org/newsroom/news_view/36083

    http://www.dailynews.com/article/ZZ/20070809/NEWS/708099785
     
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  10. AcquiringSignal

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    This is what I picture when someone says machine gun

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    ^^^ Or in the defendants box. Low clearance rates + Man who knew too much = target of least resistance.
     
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    Make sure you dont get stiffed out of the reward money if they catch the bastard!
     
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    So you saw something, but didn't say something... :bigthink:


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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Did you get the projector set up OK?


    :munch:
     
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    Was she hot? If so, this is a tragic story.
     
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    dark clothes and a ski mask, you could be describing the hamburgler
     
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    Well, when I saw her, I'd have to say, no.

    She was an Hispanic woman in her 40's, according to the newspaper the next day.

    That's about all I know about her except that she had dyed hair that sort of looked black/maroon.
     
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    Finally a real question. Yes. Yes I did :fil:
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Way to "see something say something" and prevent the robbery rather than simply ID the culprit later.
     
  20. Snort

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    One in the same my shed brother.