Just started my cocktail of medicine for ulcers

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  1. dawg

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    Has anyone here ever been treated for stomach ulcers? I just started my three pill twice a day cocktail to kill the bug that causes ulcers. What can i expect? Any advice?
     
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    By the way, the cocktail I am taking is very common treatment for this which includes:

    Amoxicillin
    Clarithromycin
    Pantoprazole
     
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    Sounds like something that would kill a Hollywood actor
     
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    what the heck causes ulcers???
     
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    Bugs
     
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    Antibiotics can fuck you up while taking them. I am not looking forward to the next 14 days :(
     
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    Stop eating bugs? :dontknow:
     
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    Bacteria. Could be bad food, not washing hands, got it from a family member, bad water. The possibilities are endless.
     
  9. Butcher

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    No booze either, lest you negate their effects
     
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    I cant drink right now anyway, my stomach is to fucked up.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    This forum for the Administrator.
     
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    I thought Mexicans had cast iron stomachs
     
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    How do you suppose you got the aforementioned bugs?
     
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    I lost 20 pounds over night also. I now weigh 142 pounds and I am 6'1 :facepalm:
     
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    Cut down on your portion of almonds.
     
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    My sister was on some powerful antibiotics for (i don't know) her doctor told her to take a Probiotic supplement to help replace all the good bacteria that the antibiotics kill. She claimed to helped.
     
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    ...amoxicillon is given to babies when they have ear infections. makes them shit stinky diapers full of poop so they need to stay hydrated. you might expect some stomach upset and be sure to drink plenty of water and no alcohol, it will neg the effects of antibiotics.
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    And quit eating like a faggot
     
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    I have no choice bro. I am being forced into a lifestyle change.
     
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    helicobacter pylori :grad: