Just swallowed my temporary cap while waiting for the new crown.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Glenn from the mailroom, Dec 30, 2015.

  1. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    Will I die now?

    Always heard stories about people swallowing shit and dying.
     
  2. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    :popcorn:
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Nah, you'll poop it out. Most likely in your pants.
     
  4. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    I feel better now.

    I was all on a shards of glass type of deal.
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Your cap is crap.
     
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    It's a possibility.
     
  7. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    Sucks.

    I still feel I have a lot to give to humanity.

    I seem like I feel am smart.
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Make sure you clean it before reinstalling.
     
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    Can I have your car?
     
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  11. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    Those people who I left behind are pretty greedy.

    Godspeed.
     
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    When you poop, don't push or you might need stitches.
     
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    You won't die, but your gonna need a tube of this next time you take a shit.

    th-3.jpeg
     
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    Call @Bye You! She will have to give you a rectal and retrieve the crown. It's very important step the dentists perform in office. Don't worry they usually put on Engelbert Humperdinck and draw the shades.
     
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    Don't fart that thing will turn into a bullet.
     
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    You may want to go get an x-ray to make sure it didn't go into the lungs. In to your intestines and poop it out, good. Aspirated into the lungs, bad.
     
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    loosen up your rectum with that wooden dildo and it should slide right out real gentle like
     
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    It is acrylic. Nothing to worry about.