News Just took 15mg diazepam(valium) on an empty stomach

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    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    I honestly took it just to make sure I'd be able to sleep early tonight, but t his is the highest dosee I've taken in one go and I feel fucking high as hell. Sorta like smoking weed, but not really the same. Feels nice though, but I'm never gonna do it again.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    i masturbated to Remy LaCroix this morning
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Wow Gar, cool. :rolleye:
     
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    I have a really bad ear infection, I'm in the waiting room of my doctors office. It smells like delicious microwave pizza. Norway style of course.
     
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    I wish I could get Valium as easily as Gary does
     
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    Thoughts on Lever's guitar skills?
     
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    So you claim you wont do weed because you think its addicting, but you're popping pills instead. You idiot
     
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    she has an amazing ass :wub:
     
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    10:19am in San Diego.
    A coincidence?
    U decide.
     
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    Here, Dr. Gram Parsons and I recommend downing 2 more of those bad boys, and then chasing with this:

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    You (or your heirs) can thank me later.
     
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    I take Xanax. It does the job
     
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    Only cool if u die bro
     
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    I recommend a good dose of valium but mix it with Ambien since you are using this to help sleep. If you don't get sleepy fast enough, have a few drinks with it, or pop two more of each pill.
     
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    Maybe he's a farmer and has to get up early.
     
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    Gar, did you post this update in your fitness thread?
     
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    I don't know if you've been following his fitness thread but he seems to have a lot of anger at the Swedes.
     
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    ok whats your point exactly?
    I'm not "popping pills", I took a few this one time to help me sleep. And I stopped smoking weed because it made me have a panic attack and almost lose my sanity. Keep up if youre gonna comment on shit.
    gotta get to school early to study for exams
     
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    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    For those of you who haven't tried benzos:

    My whole body feels incredibly relaxed, like I think if I laid down in bed now it would feel like lying on a cloud and I'd be asleep instantly.
    Other than that my brain sorta tickles and feels nice, when I move it I get this sleepy/dizzy feeling, but in a nice way.