Just took a huge guzzle from my cup of water

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    just one problem








































    I forgot it was milk, not water. time stood still for a minute
     
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    lol! I love when mind-blowing stuff like that happens.
     
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    Turns out it's not milk, but the jar that he bricks into every time he jacks off.
     
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    bra, you need to take a break from posting
     
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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    look at the tits on the species
     
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    She looks good, but she's kind of annoying.
     
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    I don't drink milk so I can't relate.


    I have, however, on more than one occasion, taken a gulp of beer and gotten a mouthful of cigarette butt and ashes.
     
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    We put vinegar in my friend's beer then waited for hilarity to ensue.


    Wasn't as funny as we thought it would be.
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

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    in my yoot, as a fast food employee, I would squirt a shit ton of ketchup in someones soda. It's heavy so it all sinks to the bottom. Next sip of the straw??? Pure glee for me.
     
  13. Phil McKrakin

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    A while ago I was making a drink and got distracted before adding the soda. I grabbed my glass and took a big old gulp of straight vodka and almost spewed all over my PC.
     
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    Happened with a bottle of wine in the back of a limo once. Piece of shit driver.
     
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    barf
     
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    He would put the ketchup packets on the rim of the bowl, right under those little nubs that hold the lid off the bowl. When the person sat down it would splatter ketchup everywhere.
     
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    Some fucker loaded up a burger with ketchup in the drivethru once. I was eating in the parking lot and it was just oozing out of the wrapper. I took inside and had him come to the counter and pretended to go to shake his hand and smashed the burger and wrapper in it. I asked the manager if that was the proper amount of ketchup that should be on a burger going out through the drivethru.

    Manager said no. Thats how much we usually put in the soda.

    Kidding on that last part.
     
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    :c
     
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    :jj:
     
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    :c