Just tried playing Skyrim for the first time on my PC

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    As I suspected, it fucking sucked. First of all the intro was glitching like crazy, if I looked away during the carriage ride the fucking carriage would start spinning over and crashing, wtf? So I had to sit completely still, after restarting the game of course.

    The graphics are shit, the atmosphere is terrible. And LOL when the dragon attacked, I remember reading online that people thought it was such a powerful moment or whatever. It was laughable, like when was this game made again? Its just really poorly executed. But the worst was when you finally got to control your character, and it just felt completely garbage. I was running around, the instructions were insanely unclear, it was just so fucking boring. Get my weapon, get my gear...and oh my god I thought that underground tunnel thing was never going to end. And by the way, the combat is pathetic :jj: And the UI is nonexistent.

    When I got out of that dumb fucking tunnel and into the open world, I ran into some wolves and attacked them and again, the combat was just junk, and the game is so glitchy, the animations arent smooth at all and the NPCs are all jumpy and weird acting.

    I did the only thing a rational human being would do and that was to immediately exit the game and delete it from my pc.

    I remember @Chriza and @gilaet talking about this shit game nonstop for a while, that should have been a clear sign for me to stay away (and it was but I wanted to give it a try anyway).
     
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    Do they sell Skyrim at Circuit City?
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Uh I bought mine on Steam
     
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    Never heard of it.
     
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    I didn't like Skyrim either, but Oblivion was tits.
     
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    honest gold

    for honest work :grad:
     
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    cheated on spiceboy with 25 cent
     
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    :ixnay:
     
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    Back in 2006 when she did the Stern show she was still somewhat innocent.
     
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    You're never gonna get laid with that attitude. :fil:
     
  12. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Imo Oblivion was also laughably inane, that's why it's taken me so long to try Skyrim. Fallout 3 however is one of the best games ever made
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Im not looking to get laid by you...
     
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    Half of Tampa was banging her.
     
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    Why is everything an epic fail with you?
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    I'm sorry. Was a non-VIP just expressing an opinion about Skyrim?

    Hey cheapskate:

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    Would smash. Lulz Drezzer Repair. :jj:
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    what do you mean WITH me? The games are terrible thats not my fault