Then I hear a man and woman yelling at each other, so I'm all like what the fuck, let me go check this shit out. My driveway is probably 75 yards long, and as I almost get to the road I see a truck driving away. Get up to the road, and this motherfucker has hit a deer, and the deer is laying dead right beside my driveway. I don't want to look at this decaying corpse everyday for a damn month when leaving the house, and I don't feel like dragging it to the other side of the road either, and I sure as hell ain't gonna eat the fucker. I didn't ask for this shit, FUCK!!!