Just walked outside and heard a loud "THUMP!" from the road....

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Then I hear a man and woman yelling at each other, so I'm all like what the fuck, let me go check this shit out. My driveway is probably 75 yards long, and as I almost get to the road I see a truck driving away. Get up to the road, and this motherfucker has hit a deer, and the deer is laying dead right beside my driveway. :facepalm:

    I don't want to look at this decaying corpse everyday for a damn month when leaving the house, and I don't feel like dragging it to the other side of the road either, and I sure as hell ain't gonna eat the fucker. I didn't ask for this shit, FUCK!!! :mad:
     
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    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    Can you call animal control?
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    This. If they won't get their lazy asses out there, get a bag of lime and cover the body with it. Speeds decomposition and keeps the smell down.
     
  4. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    blow it up

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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    That would be a month's worth of meat, if you had the wherewithal to bleed it and skin it and cut it up. :fil:
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    No, live out of the city limits. :cuss:
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I know, don't have it in me. :dontknow:
     
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    Dirty South Large Member

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    Eat the heart and you will inherit the life force of the deer.
     
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    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    Post it in the Free section of Craigslist. It will be gone in a half hour
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Neither do I. :console:

    I would call an uncle or cousin though, that would appreciate it very quickly.
     
  11. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Smoopy: How big is his cock?
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Doesn't it taint the meat badly if you leave it sitting with the blood still inside? :dontknow:

    I guess you could still make a nice hat out of it.
     
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    Fuckin local chinee resturaunt will pay top dollar and haul it off. You are not resourcefull and deserve the smell
     
  14. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I resourceful enough to drag the poor thing across the road so I don't have to look at it!! :pimp:
     
  15. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    That's one issue, the other is if the gallbladder ruptured, which taints the meat.
     
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    Get an AIDS test, bro. :(
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    ... as long as you're there, get tested for lyme disease too!
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Call the sheriff's department. I guarantee someone will be out while it's still warm. It might be a sheriff but calls will be made and it will be gone.
     
  19. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Damn, I and I told myself not to mention that I fucked the deer before I pulled it across the road. :facepalm:
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    that's good eatin dikhed. you some sorta rich namby pamby?