Just wanna match with the Jamaican bobsleigh team!' Kiwi snowboard star wants black!!

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...oard-star-desperate-Olympian-lover-Sochi.html

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    'Just wanna match with the Jamaican bobsleigh team!' The New Zealand snowboard star who is desperate to find an Olympian lover in Sochi


    • Rebecca Torr disappointed to fire up Tinder and find few athletes using it
    • The smart phone app allows users to find dates based on their location
    • Olympic athletes are notorious for promiscuous post-competition activities

    In keeping with the best traditions of the Olympic village, a competitor has already revealed she is desperate to find an Olympian lover at Sochi's Games.When New Zealand snowboarder Rebecca Torr fired up Tinder on her phone she found that few of her fellow athletes had caught on to the 21st century dating tool.
    Tinder is a location-based dating app that lets users browse for prospective partners nearby. Users choose yes or no, and if there's a mutual match the app lets them know.


    Miss Torr wrote on her Twitter feed: 'It seems so far that not many Olympians use tinder.... Just wanna match with the Jamaican bobsled team.'
    The Winter Olympics began this weekend in Sochi, on south-west Russia's Black Sea coast, with thousands of fit, young and energetic men and women arriving from all corners of the world.



    IT'S FUCKING OVER FOR US WHITE FOLK LAST ONE OUT TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!





     
  2. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Let them have her. Her puss probably smells like rancid milk anyway.
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Kiwi women love to fuck. :coffee:
     
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    I think its just a gag. Because if she really wanted it (them) she could have just introduced herself. All those people fraternize in really close quarters (esp in Sochi due to threats/boredom)

    That whole jamaican bobsled team thing is more of a punchline so she is probably trying to be funny. Unfortunately, this is confusing because never in history has a woman been considered "funny".
     
  5. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    That's why their puss's smell like the dumpster behind red lobster. :hhh:
     
  6. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    How mang gold medals has the cum dumpster won?? There, next story.:coffee:
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    On the level. Am I the only one that would love to see all 3 of her.holes filled with unclipped black dick? Think of her REAL humiliation and Shame.
     
  8. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    I'm with 'ya, she needs to be taught a lesson
     
  9. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    she obviously has never experienced the joys of diversity first hand. She's been brainwashed. She should go to Jamaica and take a stroll outside of the secure compounds and she will find that she will get all the bbc she's looking for, although she won't get to choose like on Tinder.
     
  10. HS Cult Leader

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    Because having a coco baby is the new fashion statement!

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  11. tired

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    Piece of shit mud shark
     
  12. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    Wtf? 10 comments only about a mud shark?