Just watched Jesus being born on History Channel

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  1. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No epidural for this hardcore bitch Mary.

    A boon is about to give a gift...
     
  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It's Madden 33 BC.
     
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    I rubbed one off to the show. Very disappointed in my performance.
     
  4. boxers

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    It boggles the mind that channels like this, along with the Science channel, etc, show shows like this as if they are fact. I mean there are DOCUMENTARIES and bios about Noah and his fuckin ark as if they actually existed. Ponder-fuckin-ous
     
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    I think it's the Learning Channel that has honey boo boo, so it isn't that crazy.


    You don't think Jesus is a historical figure?
     
  6. boxers

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    Theres proof that Honey boo exists....although I learned about her from the Stern show.
    I dont know if Jesus existed as an actual human but i have no doubt he wasnt the son of a myth. This isnt to say that Im an atheist, though, cuz atheists are as myopic and arrogant as christians...or any theists for that matter.
    Remeber Christianity was started as some sort of desert cult by a few very brilliant minds...actually most cults are the result of some fairly intelligent dudes
     
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    It's actually a pretty good show
     
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    K I'll give this honey Boo Boo a shot. Thanks
     
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    No that show sux but The Bible is pretty good, better than that fucking Vikings show
     
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    Damn I didnt know you was all talikng about the tv show, The Bible. My bad. Immona look into it long before i watch the fat girl eating paskeggiti
     
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    Cool well have a great night
     
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    Why thank you. How old are you? Do you like older men?
     
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    No I'm just into impregnating chicks, but you already knew that
     
  14. boxers

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    With what? Turkey baster and a donor?
     
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    Nah I find my penis works best
     
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    If you shave your buttocks and upper thighs I ..am... so... in
     
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    No thanx I only shave my cock region
     
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    Recorded it. Will be watching tonight :D
     
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    Did you see mary's pussy?
     
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    saw the interview of the two producers, mark burnett & wife...its funny that she had to play mary cuz they couldn/t find anyone else good enough,:rolleye: she's 40+, no one even lived that long back then never mind had a kid....what an ego project from these two fucks..