Just watching the ladies shovel cake & muffins down their gullets...

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  1. SUCKIT

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    I'm sitting in a coffee shop in Portland right now and watching the female patrons stuffing their pie holes with well, pie. For christ's fucking sake ladies of Portland would you stop the fuck EATING for even one fucking hour? God damn I'd pay $100 just to look at a normal to slim female right now. What on earth is wrong with you chubby fucks? Fucking ponderous.


    Can't wait for San Diego next week.
     
  2. BrulesRules

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    you just say Chriza at Burgerville??
     
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    There should only be 1 Portland.
     
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    I wish I could take a picture right now. The ladies sport a certain "thrown in the towel" look. I think it's a game they must play here. Something along the lines of let's see how little we can spend on a wardrobe and personal hygiene and how much we can spend on tattoos and all you can eat buffets. Chubby/fat chasers paradise we're not talking pleasantly plump.

    Ladies-live in another state and you're fat, don't bathe much, and dress like a pig? Come to Portland where the seemingly insane male population will treat you like a queen.
     
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    Are they on scooters? :ufat:
     
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    i wonder if Rachael Ray does that when the cameras are off.
     
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    You hating on the entire city, brah?

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    can I see your wife's 34Fs through the window?? :D
     
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    We have those types of women here in Philly, too. Some bitches are resigned to caring about the wrong shit.
     
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    sometimes fatty foods cause fatty tits, not a bad outcome if you ask me
     
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    This
     
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    Good question. No. I mean complaining about the weather issue here is moot at best. Nowhere in this country can you pull off the freeway and stop at the first non-chain pizzaria and be handed a glass of heaven disguised as a hoppy pale IPA.

    Here's what is easy to hate on-ALL the women here are sporting 20+ pounds on them. The driving here is HORRIBLE and the tailgating going on borders between insane and absurd. The state does much to dissuade business from moving in so Oregon/Washington (save for Seattle) remain really poor without much hope for more. EVERBODY seems to own a Subaru. 98% of the population has a tattoo. There is an inherent hatetrid of ALL things not from the Pacific Northwest especially California (evev though without California money this place would look like Detroit). There is some other stuff but it starts to border on being petty.
     
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    Have you noticed that the "fatty" tits usually run horizontally? Like a roll of turkey loaf.
     
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    i think they're everywhere. stay strong
     
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    Porkland
     
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    big tits are God's consolation prize for fat chicks
     
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    Yes yes yes-I totally get this and can appreciate it except when the belly protrudes beyond the breast protrusion to meet up with the gunt it ceases to be sexy.