Just Went 36 Hours Without Internet at Home!

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  1. Roland Schwinn

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    I did clean the house, i probably wouldn't have done that had the internet not been out. So that is a plus. But i am glad as fuck it is back!

    Ever lose your internet and think.... FUCK ME!!!!!! THIS IS THE WORST FATE ON EARTH!!!!!!!!

    "Your level of dependency can never be fully realized until that which your dependency lies upon is completely taken away." -Roland Schwinn
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    we have to have a charity benefit for you! you will need extensive therapy to recover from this devastation!
     
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  3. Roland Schwinn

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    Thank you for understanding. I was thinking of doing some sort of crowd funding thing! The euphoria of having the service back has almost made me forgot about the hardships, and or damages i may have sustained during those trying times! I wonder if this is something i should seek the help of a lawyer for?


    :giggle:
     
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    FUUUUCKK THAAT !!!!!!!!
     
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    :lol:


    and FUUUUUUUCK YES for my favorite of the Obi avs!
     
  6. Cabbie

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    Like Leaving Your Celly at home and NOT realizing until it's to late to turn back.. Like Missing An Arm... Phantom Limb....
     
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    How the hell did you jack it without internet porn? DVDs? VHS?????
     
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    Waaaah
    I had to talk to humans face to face for 36 hours
    :lol:
     
  9. Roland Schwinn

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    No shit, i didnt have a cell phone from 2007-2014. And i used to laugh at how connected to those things people where. Then i got my first smart phone last year. And i can totally relate! THank god i at least had my phone during this dry spell so i could check dawgs and shit, but it aint the same!
     
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    on the plus side, that was 36 hours without schmoopy.
     
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  11. Roland Schwinn

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    :lol:

    I have several files downloaded and stored. :up: Mostly stuff i grabbed ages ago, mostly brandi belle! :grin:
     
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    Did you get your honey do list for the spring?
     
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    I will pray for you.
     
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    I don't know how I made it through life before the internet.

    You have my sympathy, Roland Schwinn.
     
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    Oh pleezzzee!!
    I did not have internet for 5 days during Hurricane Sandy, or cell phone signal or power...or a shower:eek:
     
  16. Roland Schwinn

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    Thanks or all the support eveyrone.


    I am no one's "honey" So no to do lists for me! :dance:


    But no honey to do either. :depressed:

    Luckily i have those ole brandi belle clips! What do you think of her nemo? Are you familiar?
     
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    If they took away my internet I would end it all. :rip2:
    Is your isp Comcast?
    Without the internet how on earth would I make fun of Shortweenie98?:dontknow:errr........Shortwave98.
     
  18. Roland Schwinn

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    Jesus. Way to make me look like a total pussy.
     
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    Pre-net was like dark age stone knives and bear skins.
     
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    I'd have brought bottled water to you, and let you take a sponge bath in my presence