Just when we thought The Wig couldn't be more of a Vomit

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  1. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    The Pelican commented on Jodie Foster "coming out" last night at some award show. Apparently she said something about her personal life being personal, etc. She did say something like "loud and proud" and then said she's "single."

    Howard thinks Jodie "needs" to come out. Howard thinks it's ridiculous when people like Anderson Cooper and Ricky Martin come out and nobody is surprised about it.

    Here's the deal: I'm not a homosexual so the concept of "coming out" isn't one I've ever faced, but isn't whether someone comes out or stays in the closet their own deal?

    Aside: Jodie Foster sounds weird. She sounds like she's slurring. She's getting the old-lady voice. She says "shelebrity" instead of "celebrity."

    Anyways, what the fuck business is it of Howard's to tell someone to come out?
     
  2. Kamie

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    Her speech was insane. I know this is long, but here is the text. I don't even know what she's talking about.
    Thank you. Well for all of you SNL fans, I'm 50! I'm 50! You know, I need to do that without this dress on, but you know, maybe later. I'm 50! You know, I was going to bring my walker tonight, but it just didn't go with cleavage. Robert, I want to thank you for everything. For your bat-crazed, rapid-fire brain, the sweet intro. I love you and Susan, and I am so grateful that you continually talk me off the ledge when I say I'm done with acting, I'm done with acting, I'm really done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. Trust me, 47 years in the film business is a long time. You just ask those Golden Globies, because you've been around here forever. You know, Phil, you're a nut, Aida, Scott, thank you for honoring me tonight. It is the most fun party of the year, and tonight, I feel like the prom queen.

    Looking at all those clips, you know the hairdos and the freaky platform shows, it's like a home movie nightmare that just won't end, and all of these people sitting here at these tables, they're my family of sorts, you know. Fathers, mostly — executives, producers, directors, my fellow actors out there. We've giggled through love scenes, we've punched and cried and spit and vomited and blown snot all over one another — and those are just the co-stars I liked. But you know more than anyone else, I share my most special memories with members of the crew. Blood-shaking friendships, brothers and sisters. We made movies together, and you can't get more intimate than that.
    So when I'm here being all confessional, I guess I just have a sudden urge to say something that I've never really been able to air in public. So, a declaration … that I'm a little nervous about, but maybe not quite as nervous as my publicist right now, huh Jennifer? But you know, I'm just gonna put it out there, right? Loud and proud, right? So I'm gonna need your support on this. I am… single. Yes I am, I am single. No, I'm kidding. But I mean, I'm not really kidding, but I'm kind of kidding. Thank you for the enthusiasm. Can I get a wolf whistle or something? I hope you guys weren't hoping this would be a big coming out speech tonight, because I already did my coming out about a thousand years ago, back in the stone age. In those very quaint days when a fragile young girl would open up to trusted friends and family, co-workers, and then gradually, proudly to everyone who knew her, to everyone she actually met. But now apparently, I'm told that every celebrity is expected to honor the details of their private life with a press conference, a fragrance, and a prime time reality show. You guys might be surprised, but I am not Honey Boo Boo Child. No, I'm sorry, that's just not me, it never was, and it never will be. But please don't cry, because my reality show would be so boring. I would have to make out with Marion Cotillard, I would have to spank Daniel Craig's bottom, you know, just to stay on the air. It's not bad work if you can get it though.
    But seriously. If you had been a public figure from the time you were a toddler, if you'd had to fight for a life that felt real and honest and normal against all odds, then maybe you too might value privacy above all else. Privacy. Someday, in the future, people will look back and remember how beautiful it once was. I have given everything, up there, from the time that I was three years old. That's reality show enough, don't you think? There are a few secrets to keeping your psyche intact over such a long career. The first: Love people, and stay beside them. That table over there, 222, way out out in Idaho, Paris, Stockholm, that one next to the bathroom with all the unfamous faces — the very same faces for all these years. My acting agent, Joe Funicello — Joe, do you believe it, what, 38 years we've been working together? Even though he doesn't count the first eight. Matt Saber, Pat Kingsley, Jennifer Allen, Grant Iman and his uncle Jerry, may he rest in peace — lifers. My family and friends, here tonight and at home. And of course, Mel Gibson — you know you saved me too.
    There is no way I could ever stand here without acknowledging one of the deepest loves of my life, my heroic co-parent, my ex-partner in love but righteous soul sister in life. My confessor, ski buddy, consigliere, most-beloved BFF of 20 years, Cydney Bernard. Thank you Cyd. I am so proud of our modern family, our amazing sons Charlie and Kit, who are my reason to breathe, and to evolve, my blood and soul. And boys, in case you didn't know it, this song, like all of this, this song is for you. This brings me to the greatest influence of my life, my amazing mother Evelyn. Mom, I know you're inside those blue eyes somewhere and that there are so many things that you won't understand tonight, but this is the only important one to take in: I love you, I love you, I love you. And I hope that if I say this three times, it will magically and perfectly enter into your soul, fill you with grace, and the joy of knowing that you did good in this life. You're a great mom. Please take that with you when you're finally OK to go.
    You see Charlie and Kit, sometimes your mom loses it too. But I can't help but get moony, you know. This feels like the end of one era and the beginning of something else. Scary and exciting, and now what? Well, I'm never going to be up on this stage again. On any stage, for that matter. Change, you've gotta love it. I will continue to tell stories, to move people by being moved: the greatest job in the world. It's just that from now on, I may be holding a different talking stick. And maybe it won't be as sparkly. Maybe it won't open on three thousand screens. Maybe it will be so quiet and delicate that only dogs can hear it whistle. But it will be my writing on the wall: Jodie Foster was here, I still am, and I want to be seen, to be understood, deeply, and to be not so very lonely. Thank you, all of you, for the company. Here's to the next fifty years.
     
  3. PI Nate

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    I cant wait until plugggy gets outed...:yay:
     
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    Did Jodie get into Mel's crazy pills?

    FFS, that is one rambling POS speech.
     
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    Howard should come out of the closet
     
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    Did y'all here his monologue/joke script he was reading from between 9am and 9:15am ?


    Fuckin' harrrrribbblleee
     
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    When Howard comes out, he gonna do it like Bud Dwyer. Except instead of taking a .357 to the brain, he's gonna take a shot in the mouth from a Brazilian tranny. It'll be the highest rated Kimmel segment ever.
     
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    [video=youtube;T8mr26yiqL8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8mr26yiqL8[/video]
     
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    Everyone is telling me how brave and classy she was to make that speech :facepalm:
     
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    I say fuck it and I hope he never comes out so It'll eat him up the rest of his life. Who the fuck is he to say Beckham,J.Foxx,Ceelo,or anyone else is gay when he clearly is. There's gay people out there that look straight compared to that almond eating homo
     
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    Maybe not anymore at age 50 but I have to say that Jodi Foster is probably the hottest famous lesbian in the country. Not like theres is much competition (and I'm not including pornstars) but she is pretty hot. Believe me, I live in the gay area of my city and most of those chicks are not much to look at
     
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    although jodie is very pretty i always found something a bit mannish/butch about the way she moved and spoke....her voice, intonations and even gestures never struck me as being feminine or graceful.
     
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    :coffee:

    also interesting that he never tells the biggest queer in hollywood to come out (tom cruise).:secret:


    btw, i thought her speech was terrific....it was her stream of consciousness. she's bright, she's witty, and she's neurotic. made for a very intriguing few minute.
     
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    The guy who made a career out of making fun of gays doesn't get why they all just don't come out? :bigthink:
     
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    Are we all not at the point in our relationship with Howard that we know what comes out of his mouth is simply an admission of his inner self?
     
  18. Howard103

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    Just off the top of my head...

    Portia De Rossi
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    Cat Cora (Iron Chef, not so famous)
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  19. tHISisKiSSeL

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    all she needed to say was "I'd like to thank my ex-wife Whateverhernameis."

    no speech needed
     
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    I think what gets lost here is that she's not a very good actress.