Justin Bieber Roast: Taunted That Orlando Bloom ‘F–ked’ Selena Gomez

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    i am really looking forward to hearing jeff ross roast the shit out of him when it airs on comedy central
     
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    The most disappointing thing about the Bieber roast was that it wasn't an actual roast where they cooked him until he was crisp over a fire pit.
     
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    He is single, so this foreign born B+/A- list mostly movie actor who just can’t quite make it to A list on his own does not really need to hide anything. This was just really funny and thought I would make it a blind. He was at dinner this week with some model/wannabe and they decided to do the sex in the bathroom thing. They went to the men’s room and there were a couple other guys in there and he said, “Don’t mind us, I’ll try to make sure she does not make much noise.”

    Orlando Bloom
     
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    sex is an Olympic sport in Hollywood...everybody fucks everybody...man on man, man on woman, 3 on 1, 15 on 1,,,,
     
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    ...both those guys are willing to publicly admit they fucked that cubby mexican chick? :scratch:
     
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    Cubby? :scratch:
     
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    This former B+ list tweener turned failed singer/so so movie actress was at lunch with some friends this past week and yelled at them when none of them offered to pick up the check or even pay for their part. Probably some life lessons she learned from that A+ lister she hung out with a day earlier.

    Selena Gomez
     
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    If I fucked her I wouldn't really give a shit who else did. Just saying.
     
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    #2 – Whenever she starts using coke again this former B+ list tweener turned meh actress/no more singing actress, always hooks up with her on again/off again ex of forever. If you see them together, she is doing coke. Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber
     
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    This pleases me.
     
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    I can supply Miss Gomez with all the cocaine and jism that she desires. She can contact me through the email in my sig.
     
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    Coachella

    This former A+ list tweener who still has A+ list name recognition better hope he doesn’t have to give his probation officer a drug sample this week. He took his first hits of acid and was ingesting a bazillion other drugs this weekend.

    Justin Bieber
     
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    That little faggot gets more ass than a toilet seat, more head than a brush. Nothing to see here - move on.
     
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    Acid aint showing up in no piss test.
     
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    268. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/27 **#8**
    This Pretty Little Liars actress says that when she drunkenly hooked up with this former A+ list tweener who has not done much except get tattoos and in trouble the past few years that he finished before he even got to the goal line so to speak. Ashley Benson/Justin Bieber
     
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    These things are brutal, man none of them are even close to flattering
     
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