Jwc's review of "Battleship"

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by JWC, Jun 7, 2012.

  1. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    Don't waste your money. Tired reworked plot you have all seen a thousand times. Alexander Skarsgård is in it only at the beginning. Liam Neeson has a total of about three minutes of screen time where he basically says, "fire weapons". The rest of the cast, especially Taylor Kitsch, I don't care about. Mostly a movie similar to Battle Los Angeles. I suggest if you're an alien wanting to invade Earth, at least have weapons much more advanced than ours. Too easily defeated. Like really? The battleship Missouri museum still has Explosive shells and fuel onboard?
    The film is nothing but big cgi explosions that actually make a Michael Bay film look good.
    I give it :shit::shit::shit::shit:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    JWC Well-Known Member

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    exactly :coffee:
     
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    Thanks JWC. Sounds like a big cast but shitty story. You gonna see Prometheus?
     
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    i'll catch it on hbo -- sounds awful
     
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    JWC Well-Known Member

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    As soon as I can. Opens this weekend doesn't it?
     
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    yup. It's already been leaked on the internet but it looks like a flick best seen on the big screen.