Kaepernick being investigated for sexual assault

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  1. Scooter

    Scooter Active Member

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    Who's the guy he assaulted?
     
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    If you are a star athlete, I'm pretty sure it can't be sexual assault. Well, unless you are Mike Tyson.
     
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    Colin Kaepernick is being investigated for a possible sexual assault

    http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/10/colin-kaepernick-49ers-sexual-assault-investigation-miami-viceroy/

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    San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick is being investigated for a possible sexual assault at a hotel in Miami, Florida ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ Sports.
    We're told the alleged incident took place at the Viceroy Hotel in Miami earlier this month.

    Our sources tell us ... the investigation is in its "beginning stages" and no charges have been filed against anyone at this point.

    We reached out to both Colin's agent and the San Francisco 49ers -- so far, no comment from either one.

    Kaepernick doesn't appear to be fazed by the allegations -- he was out partying at a Miami nightclub early Sunday morning with a smile on his face.

    Colin was at the Viceroy as recently as April 5th -- when he hung out with a wedding party near the pool at the hotel. People in the wedding party tell us Colin couldn't have been nicer and "made the bride's weekend."

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    Guilty! :coffee:
     
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    CrucifiedAGT He's Around VIP

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    This.

    Also, the judges would accept him assaulting how one should wear a hat.

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    Fitting, he has the look of a hoodrat piece of shit, why not have the criminal record to go with it? :coffee:
     
  8. Scooter

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    that bride definitely made sure she wouldn't be upstaged by one of her maids
     
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    Sounds like he copied Big Ben Rapistburger. Colin Raeperdick.
     
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    He's guilty. He's a fucking retard. And I don't even know what race he is. His skin is the color of cat puke. Fuck this guy.
     
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    so it's TWO FOR THURSDAY???
     
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    he's a jerk off
     
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    Not a good way to make headlines for a guy who wants a big contract as a franchise QB.

    Now the top 3 49er picks of the 2011 draft - Aldon Smith, Colin and Artie Lange interview guest Chris Culliver, have now had run ins with the law in the last year.
     
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    That's convenient for us though. Anytime you see a guy wearing his cap like that you automatically know he's a no-goodnik. Also look out for the 59-Fifty sticker on the brim. That could mean trouble.
     
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    wigger :coffee:
     
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    Where da white wiminz at?
     
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    Guilty or someone looking for money? :dontknow:
     
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    This^
     
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    cornball five percenter