Kaepernick = Utter Shit

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  1. fland

    fland Well-Known Member

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    When you have a choice between calling an audible for a guaranteed 98 yard touchdown pass to your completely uncovered receiver Torrey Smith at the bottom of the screen, or simply handing off for no gain, be like Colin and go for the handoff:

     
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    Go Browns!
     
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  4. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    To be fair, tattoo ink can get into the brain.
     
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    harbaugh woulda had a heart attack if he stayed there another year :jj:
     
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    Kaepernick is about as good at being a quarterback as Dez Bryant is at being a decent human being.

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    all the black qb's of the 2012 draft are being hampered by gay rumors and/ or just being gay in a hyper heterosexual environment...rg3 is a prime example, his offensive line refused to block for himm...
     
  8. SlinkyNeckStern

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    Remember when "Kaepernick or Rodgers" was a real question?
     
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  9. wife is a whore

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    He's not very bright. That is why they signed him to basically a series of 1yr contracts.
     
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    No, I don't. QBs who earn their bucks w/ their feet are never anything but a short term solution.
     
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    When the Niners and Packers were meeting in the playoffs a few years it was a big topic. It happened, dude.
     
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    Anytime the 9ers lose, it's a great day in the NFL. When they lose to the Rams it makes for a great week.
     
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    His personal life is at a 9er :wtf:
     
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    The NFL should now let him rock the Beats headphones
     
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    I believe people talked about it, just like they argued Luck/RG3, but people who choose a running QB over a pocket passer give their team a 3-5yr window of opportunity instead of a decade of potential.
     
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    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery. VIP

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    Even if Krappernick recognized it and changed the play he still had to throw the ball accurately. That's not guaranteed with him. I watched the entire game yesterday. It's comedic at this point. Way to go Jed.
     
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    I read the title too fast. I thought it said Kaopectate = utter shit.
     
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    Unfortunately for Kaepernick, the 7torm is of the brown variety.
     
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    Uh oh. A girl has a football question.

    As an uber-fan of the 49ers in the late 80's through the Steve Young era, why are the 49ers hated so much? I get why this inked-little douche is not liked, but why the team? I haven't paid attention to the team since young retired.
    Just wondering.
    I'll hang up and listen to your answer.
     
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    Amazing how 2 seasons ago everyone was sucking his dick saying he's the best in the game and how he's a nightmare for defensive coordinators