Kanye is going on a date tonight. So...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Oct 24, 2014.

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Will the little Rican get laid?

Poll closed Dec 8, 2014.
  1. Yes - gonna bang that broad

    23.5%
  2. No - Gonna be jerking off at 4:00am

    35.3%
  3. Schmoopy will be alone for Thanksgiving again

    70.6%
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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    will he have sex with her?

    he's taking her to Applebees and then a Skrillex concert. will it end in coitus?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    He said he's taking her to a country club
     
  3. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I heard she snorts tons of cocaine.
     
  4. Mazley

    Mazley Black Knight Banned User

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    would you wanna fuck after hearing skrillex?
     
  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Schmoopy mention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cheer:


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  6. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    I bet his date gets banged by some other dude in a molly fueled rage on the bathroom floor :dontknow:
     
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  7. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    applebees :jj:
     
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  8. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I hope she has the herps :coffee:
     
  9. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    :secret: There will be plenty of 17 year old chicks there for you to fuck Kanye
     
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  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    :scared:
     
  11. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    wow thats not nice, we have already barebacked
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I'd rather listen to country music than Skrillex.
     
  13. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    sounds like an awful date
     
  14. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    He'll get laid. Fat, ugly chicks are required to put out no matter what the guy looks like or how bad the date is.
     
  15. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Its gonna START with coitus! :madsex:
     
  16. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    skrillex is pretty goddamn awesome :fil:
     
  17. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    she is hot and fit :fil:
     
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  18. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    no. just no.
     
  19. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    well she already knows what she is getting herself into :fil:
     
  20. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Open with so your into fitness?

    How bout fittin this cock in your ass!

    She'll be wet before the app sampler hits the table.