Discussion in 'The Bar' started by NipplesAndToes23, Oct 22, 2015.
The one and only time I've found Sarah Jessica Parker attractive
I saw a pic of mlaw from about 20 years ago back at sfn and she looked really old and haggard
almost like all the black jizz has completely sucked the life out of her
Pre 2000 SJP is doable.
Wait, I thought you guys were friends?
She's had way too much smoke damage for me.
Are you intoxicated?
Nope, I'm at work like some kinda faggot.
Smoke damage. You know what I meant.
Actually, I thought you meant sun.
What went wrong in your friendship? I really thought you guys were buddies.
I don't love them hoes.
Women outside of my family who I'm not having sex with.
Okay, so you don't love them...but do you like them? Any of them?
I can tolerate some of them.
So "like" is a stretch?
Is your mom nice?