Kanye West in court: ‘I’m the smartest celebrity you’ve ever f****ng dealt with’

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  1. NotMyBro

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    It’s been well-documented that Kanye West doesn’t love the paparazzi.

    He loathes Hollywood’s invasive culture, especially when it comes to hisfamous family’s privacy.

    TMZ has reportedly obtained the transcript from Kanye’s recent court appearance stemming from his alleged physical altercation with a cameraman back in 2013. The cameraman is suing Ye for the reported scuffle.

    The leaked quotes are filled with some classic Yeezy one liners.

    “I’m the smartest celebrity you’ve ever f***ing dealt with,” West reportedly said to the accuser’s lawyer Nate Goldberg. “I’m not Britney Spears. I’m in the business of trying to make dope s**t for the world. You’re in the business of representing scums and trying to make as much money as long as there’s this lapse in the law.”

    Goldberg cited Kanye’s “Flashing Lights,” specifically the verse, “Till I get flashed by the paparazzi, damn, these N***as got me.”



    Naturally, Ye wasn’t feeling the Goldberg’s point.

    “You have to ask for a hall pass. You can’t just say the ‘N-word’ around me,” Kanye shot back. “It offends me because you’re a white person saying N***a.”
     
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    Actually, he very well might be smart, not necessarily intelligent. But smart enough to fool a country of idiot consumers into believing that he has a shred of talent and being able to make millions because of it. It's more a bell curve, as the generations become more and more stupid, this shithead appears slightly smarter then the general public.
     
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    I hope he dies soon.
     
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    Marrying a cum dumpster might tend to undermine the veracity of that claim.
     
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    Only up to a certain age.
     
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    Didn't actor James Woods get a perfect 1600 on the SAT?
     
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    I'm not sure if he got a perfect score, but I have read numerous articles that claim he has an extremely high IQ.
     
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    yea, just ask james woods, he'll tell you. and he'll tell you he has the biggest dick in showbusiness. oh yea, didn't he also prevent a 911 type attack? :rolleyes: he basically has the best PR team in hollywood.
     
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    Woods was awesome in The Getaway.

    ... which also had Jennifer Tilly's boobs in full effect.
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    It all leads back to boobs.
     
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    though even sam simon money can't keep the ugly away forever! tits are still aight though.

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    My gawd! Hello wall! OOf.
     
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    I was crazy about her when she first arrived on the scene, yeah shes old now and rough around the edges, but for her age she's really not bad! And she gets credit points for not getting worked over, if she has, I can't really tell.
     
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    The movie she did with that two-face Gina Gershon justifies her career.

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    I can only vouch for the quality of a couple of scenes from it.
     
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    Now THAT is an upper deck I wouldn't mind putting my bat in to. Also, fuck Kanye and his whore wife.
     
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    He's a parody of an egomaniacal celebrity.
    It's ridiculous
     
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    Kanye West is a Horse Toothed Psychopath...
     
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    So you're saying there is a celebrity out there with teeth like Beth who has a big black cock to boot? Howard must jerk off with a vengeance to this guy.
     
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    I hope a west african sneezes in his mouth.
     
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    Nate Goldberg
    You're kidding, right?