Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Apr 24, 2012.
I just got home and I'm drunk as shit but you don't post at night
Trouble in paradise?
Also Jobbey's band sucks shit and if I shoved guitar strings up my ass and farted it would sound better
gf is out of town and i took a nap after dinner...
What for lunch tomorrow?
man i gotta get up in 6 hours
Going to my parents' for dinner so I'm saving my ample stomach
Dude it's like 2:30 where you are, WTF
I just went out and smoked a cigarette and I heard my upstairs neighbors angrily slam their patio door
PWNED BY TOBACCO!!!
Bull fucking shit, wait till 11 am you will be breaking down
man you gonna get raped
I have no money I spent my last dollar on a burrito today
probably enjoying his night and here comes drunk ass Chriza stumbling ouside singing jobbey songs trying to light his cig.
Chriza....da fuck do you do exactly?
I was literally doing the "Butt Head" laugh as I smoked
PWNED BY MTV!!!!!
Pop quiz hot shot,
You find 5 bucks on the ground in the morning do you spoil dinner with lunch?
Marlboro Lights (Special Blend) are only 4.40 at my local gas station