CCTV Karate vs. machetes.

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    http://www.scmp.com/news/china/soci...ys-brandish-knives-street-brawl-western-china

    Two secondary school pupils in western China were involved in a knife fight in the street with two older students, according to a news website report.

    The brawl ended with the older pair needing treatment in hospital, Thepaper.cn reported.

    The street brawl started on Sunday in Leshan in Sichuan province after the two younger boys had bought knives at a nearby shop.

    It is not clear what started the argument, but the older pair enrolled in tertiary education at the same college were injured in the brawl with one suffering a broken wrist, the report said.

    A video circulated on the internet shows the older students kicking the younger two, who were slashing with their long knives.

    The older students were later left lying injured on the pavement.

    They were in a stable condition after receiving treatment in a hospital, the report said.

    The younger pupils turned themselves in to the police on Monday.

    The two pairs involved did not know each other before the fight, according to the article.
     
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    I don't know Karate....but I know Ca-razay!

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    That dude in the upper right is flopping around like a fish.
     
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    seriously.....:facepalm: please dont tell me you think that is real
     
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    nice musical selection
     
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    upper left
     
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    Kids these days :dontknow:
     
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    I thought it was funny.
     
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    Bruce would have kicked ALL of their asses.
     
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    They sell machetes at Harbor Freight for like $6.
     
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    NOTHING beats those sound effects.
     
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    Fake as fuck
     
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    1) First dude was doing really well with his karate until his ankles failed him...

    2) Machete to the taint... OUCH!
     
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    Greatest lyric ever written. EVER. True story.
     
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    It's 'I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor.' :facepalm:
     
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    Are you sure those aren't just A group of lovely people wearing yellow make-up? They can't have shitheads over there too!
     
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