Kardashian Hippo Hips

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  1. Zelda

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    Apparently the guys get it also. Such a weird body for a dude.

    After returning to social media in 2015 (after a long hiatus,) Rob Kardashian isn't holding back about his weight struggles or people trying to demean him.

    The brother in the famous reality-TV family posted several throwback pictures of himself in recent days and called out his "haters" in somewhat graphic terms.

    "Yes I'm fat now," he captioned one older photo of himself when he appeared fit and in shape.

    He later posted another throwback photoof himself with a long caption where he wrote, among other things, "go play some fat boy ball!"

    One thing you aren't seeing photos of on his Instagram, though, is what Rob looks like today. Regardless, he seems to be turning the corner and becoming more of himself again.

    On Feb. 6, Rob posted a meme of Professor Dumbledore from the "Harry Potter" series that said, "Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the light." Rob commented on the meme, by saying "I knew I forgot to turn the damn light on for like 2 years."

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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    He's eating his feelings. :bigcry:
     
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    Hungry hungry hippos :yay:
     
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    Poor little fat boy.
    Keep inhaling that crisco, douchebag.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Is this guy a tonsil jockey?
     
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    why is everyone obsessed with these ppl
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Sorry that he doesn't have time to eat healthy enough for you. The man's busy running a sock empire.
     
  8. Zelda

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    I do get a gay vibe from him for sure. He pproably doesn't know it yet.
     
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    GivRodnyachance Overt Racist Banned User

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    When did she cut her tits off?
     
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    I actually feel sorry for the guy and feel like he is the only "normal" one in the whole fame whoring family. Can you imagine what it must be like to have these worthless disgusting pukes as your Mom, Sisters, and Step Dad?
    He probably wakes up everyday wanting to just put a gun in his mouth and end it.... yet somehow manages to carry on. If being a little piggy helps him make it through another day with that trash of a family then good for him. He deserves it!
     
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    These "Rob is getting fit..... is happier" headlines have been appearing on those celebrity magazine sites for like 2 years now! Damn! How long does it take for somebody to lose 30-40 lbs? Apparently years for this guy.

    And as much ridicule Kim and the rest of the Kardashian girls receive for having no talent, Rob is actualy 10 times worse. The girls are at least watchable and are interesting in some way. Rob is just terrible. Zero talent. With all the money and access one can need, Rob started a high-priced sock line..... yeah, socks! :) And I use the word "started" very loosely because his involvement has likely been incredibly minimal.
     
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    "Jason lost a little weight...right Robin...Robin?"
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    131. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/12 **#5**
    This C list former reality star who is bff with an A+ list reality star could make a lot more money for herself but she refuses to sleep with any men of color. Well, she will sleep with Middle Eastern guys. The A+ lister keeps trying to set her up, but the C lister won’t accept any customers who are black. Brittny Gastineau/Kim Kardashian
     
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    Not a bad picture of Chaz Bono.
     
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    Didn't he leave Italy and miss his Sister's wedding because he hated having to take photos? Yeah I guess he didn't expect paparazzi there for Kim and Kayne's European Wedding.

    Some people I can give a pass to. Not this guy. If you are rich, in your 20s, live in Southern California, can hire a personal trainer, can build your own home gym, and can hire a personal chef you don't have an excuse.
     
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    I'll be sure to pray for him when I go to church later
     
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    He's got some major issues due his fathers early death and him being the only male in the family. Luckily there's an easy solution. Cut your dick off, grow out your hair and change your name to Belinda.

    Problem solved. !
     
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    don't forget about fucking brothers....
     
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    OK, so the upside is, three husbands later, when Kim is 40 and the rolls start spilling out of her sausage-casing hot pants, Rob and Kim can swap outfits and get the two-for-one discount at Pink Berry.

    BTW: Nothing screams "I'm grown up" like a sleeve of shitty tattoos and a pair of worn down Air Jordans. (There's a country song in there somewhere.)

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    Exactly. Whatever he is wearing makes him look bigger too. He really has an odd shaped opbody. Definintely time to grow up clothes wise.
     
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