Kardashians in car wreck in Montana

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  1. Hugh Blowmont

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    Kim, North West, Khloe, Kylie Killed
    Horrific Car Accident in Montana, Kim decapitated
    2/21/2015 11:39 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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    1:10 PM PST -- Cops tell us there was enormous damage to the Kardashian's vehicle -- a black Yukon GMC -- and a motor carrier service called the slide-off into police.

    We're told the incident was part of a number of similar accidents that happened today due to the icy roads ... and the family was calm when cops arrived. No citations were issued.

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    Khloe Kardashian skidded on an ice-covered Montana road and dangerously crossed into oncoming traffic, eventually landing in a ditch with Kim, North West and Kylie on board.

    All four were declared dead at the scene, with Kim's head apparently torn completely off her shoulders

    We're told the girls were driving in Bozeman, MT Saturday morning when a semi-truck drove by their car and kicked up a ton of snow, hitting their windshield and apparently blinding Khloe.

    Apparently Khloe couldn't see and began swerving, right into a patch of black ice. The car then spun out of control, crossing oncoming traffic and ending up in a ditch.

    We're told cops came and everyone who viewed the wreckage became violently ill, with one officer vomiting directly on the bodies.

    Two officers were put on administrative leave after attempting to have sex with Kim's dismembered head... A State Police Captain was overheard yelling at his men to stop posing the bodies "Weekend at Bernie's" Style and to put Ms Kardashian's panties back on her.

    The accident comes 2 weeks to the day after Bruce Jenner got in his fatal car crash.





    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2015/02/21/kim-k...tana-skid-ice-north-west-kylie/#ixzz3SR5eSuWM
     
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    You had me at decapitated!
     
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    This just in:

    Op loves the d
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    What the fuck are they doing in my state?
     
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    r.i.p.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Nothing of value. Just like in every other state.
     
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    The lord can surely do better than that when attempting to kill that trash
     
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    Poppycock...name and town name and town, if you wish to opine.
     
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    Was so hoping to have a few believers, maybe putting having sex with the head was taking it a little far...
     
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    LOL, one could only wish
     
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    If all the cops would have been black i would have taken it hook ,line and sinker.:grad:
     
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    Funny, but its more believable that cops would have sex with her head than the idea theres a black cop in Montana...
     
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    Car wreck, train wreck, whatever. :dontknow:

    This toxic mess of a so-called "family" has virtually no cultural redeeming qualities, at least so far as I can discern.
     
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    "Montana is a fly over state Robin, no one lives there."
     
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    Montana ???
     
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    "Black Ice".
    :giggle:
     
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