Kardashians set up shop in the Hamptons

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    http://www.forbes.com/sites/peterhimler/2014/05/28/trash-hamptons/

    So the Hamptons will have to deal with the Kardashians as they are due to start filming there this summer...

    The Kardashians have to be the biggest attention whore fly zapper know to man. ..

    There is no way that Beth will be to resist accidentally walking into there shop and try to BFF the entire family. ..

    Keep in mind the Kardashians are already good friends with Stuttering John, Cathy Lee and Jillian from Fox and friends

    Can't wait to hear the excuses Howard has to make up to defend Beth's new friends
     
  2. Dlist

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    Beff is going to be PISSED that Kim K is sucking up her Hamptons publicity.
     
  3. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Omg how sad for Beth she will now be a 4th class citizen in her favorite place...

    She might as well now be shoveling coal into the Titanics engine
     
  4. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    How long into the season before Beth tries to shoehorn herself into an episode?
     
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    Beff with either try to shoehorn herself into Kim K inner circle, and when that doesn't work...she'll move to to Florida.
     
  6. MutteringJohn

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    Beth is inconsolable right now. It's like having a close family member die. Howard might have to bring in a grief counselor.
     
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    You know that she has already had Wiggy call Budhwald and do everything he can to make sure she is part of that show. A bunch of no talents that have done nothing to become famous, Beth would fit right in.
     
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    No one can out-do Beth when it comes to being a tacky classless whore, not even the Kardashians.
     
  9. jake206

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    Mudsharkin' the Hamptons now, awesome. Couldn't happen to a bigger bunch of self-absorbed assholes.
     
  10. Ingens

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    Can't wait for a Who Wore it Best between Kim K and Beth. I'll vote for Kim.
     
  11. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    They allow Armenians in the Hamptons?
     
  12. Hamptons Bowler

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    Beth can tell them her black dildo story so that they can relate.
     
  13. sfgirl

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    Kanye forbid (or is it forbad?) his wife from taking part of the "reality" show. So they say.......
     
  14. RonHeinzkaboot

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    Beth has wore Kim's signature Shamu dress two times already hoping to get in a WWTB
     
  15. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    Already done.
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  16. RonHeinzkaboot

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    Even a classless attention whore like Kim wouldn't wear a gypsy stripper wedding dress like Beef wore
     
  17. RonHeinzkaboot

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    right, she has been copying Kim for years trying to get a photo along side a Kardashian in a mag
     
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    good...they're perfectly suited for the haaaaamptons.
     
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    Have u ever seen a big ass in da hamptons? :shocked:
     
  20. meanredhed

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    As much as I'd like to trash beth in this outfit, I think it's so goddamned ugly that nobody could wear it and make it look half decent.