Kate Upton - A lovely lady who loves her fans

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  1. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    Not really. She's an ungrateful lucky pig. She's had to do nothing, absolutely nothing but exist to become a millionaire and it's a great bother to her when a lone fan approaches and asks for a single autograph on a magazine he bought with her on it. Fucking bitch.

    Kate Upton
    [​IMG]But there’s one glamour girl Smith had a bad experience with — Kate Upton.

    “She’s an absolute nightmare; just an ugly human being,” he says. “I saw her alone, and she said, ‘F*** me,’ as if it was the worst thing in the world to be asked for her autograph. Those were the words she used, as if I was stabbing her in the heart.”

    The article has some nice things to say about other celebs he's asked for autographs, but they aren't hot chicks, just some guys with actual talent.

    http://nypost.com/2015/04/10/si-autograph-hound-kate-upton-an-ugly-human-being/
     
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    Breaking news: An autograph hound complaining about a celebrity he hassled.
     
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    Give her a year and she'll be working the convention circuit signing autographs for $5
     
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    Hot rich girls with huge tits are assholes? Will wonders never cease..
     
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    Co-signed. This guy comes across as a gold medalist at the butt hurt Olympics.


    Thank you for the reps, @Shortwave98! :)
     
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  8. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    I imagine most young beautiful people with charmed lives are prick faced asswipes

    this is mostly pure envy but I like to think it's true
     
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    She could walk through a mile of manure, wipe her feet on my face and make me lick her boots. She reminds me a lot of a girl I dated in the blissful summer of 1991, when all I did was bar tend, drink like a Viking on shore leave, and F. What a summer!

    :burp:
     
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    she's a sloppy pig and will hit the wall harder than earnhardt
     
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    WGAS WGAF?
     
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    Nice set of tits. Does anyone expect her to have an IQ above room temperature?
     
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    I
    That's the exact kind of attitude that has gotten us all a stir with kate upton
     
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    Yes she sounds like a bitch but what kind of grown man harrasses a b list celebrity for an autograph. Are you going to frame a napkin that some whore with overgrown utters scribbled on? Get a life.
     
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    she could be a mass murderer ....would bang hard
     
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    Yeah, fuck this guy and his autographs... he's not a 'fan' - just a douche trying to increase his personal collection.

    Besides...

     
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    She looks so hot in this video.
     
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    Fuck her and her personality. I'd lap the herpes off her gash like a Rottweiler
     
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    IMO, this is her peak.
     
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    The way she's moving her hips while doing that dance makes my privacy parts tingle.
     
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