Kate Upton is fat. (Skinny blogger)

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  1. Morrisb

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    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/07/skinny-blogger-calls-kate-upton-fat-piggie/

    Kate Upton is known for her lush figure, but a blogger who acknowledges preferring the “skinny aesthetic†has likened the curvy swimsuit model to a cow and a pig.

    In a June 10 post on the website "Skinny Gurl" the unnamed female blogger wrote: “Did you know that humans are 80% genetically identical to cows? Well, allow me to prove it to you… .†That line was followed by an unflattering photo of the back of Upton’s lingerie-clad body on the runway.

    The blogger wrote that Upton was “confidently lumbering up the runway like there’s a buffet at the end of it,†and also called her a “little piggie†with “huge thighs, NO waist, big fat floppy boobs, terrible body definition … .â€


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    right....kate upton is an obese pig.











    which is why, if i went the gay/lesbian way, she'd be my first pick.
    but she does have to be careful....what's gorgeous at 20, is not so gorgeous at 30.
     
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    :bigthink
     
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    So hot.

    Almost hurts to look at her.

    Makes me happy in pants.

    Gotta log off and go take care of something.

    Be back in about 2 minutes.

    1 if I skip the foreplay.
     
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    ...thats unfair competition! dont make me trip you!
     
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    she's not as great a modoe as the beautiful beth o but maybe she can take some tips from beth o'sternski's illustrious modeling career. beefo went from thick, in those cheapo lingerie shots, to concentration camp (+baseball tits) in the FHM shots.

    now in her 40s beefo has started to get her thickness back but is struggling to maintain her look so she can continue to appear in unwanted, unasked-for nudes and bikini pics on twitter. her husband, former shock-jock turned AARP talent show judge howard stern aids her endeavors to stay slim by counting cashews and photoshopping every detail of her photographs.
     
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    The writer is just jealous. It takes talent to walk down the runway, and getting those tits bouncing correctly.
     
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    Bah it's all done with chains and mirrors now. Back in the day all a girl had was her knee bend to depend on...
     
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    ...kate kinda gets me in double bubble bath mode. bet she'd look good kicked back in the tub puffing a cigar.
     
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    She's fucking Justin Veerlander from the Detroit Tigers now . . .
     
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    She needs to be careful. If she gained 15-25 pounds she might be considered fat
     
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    she is so fat! she must be devastated. somebody send her my number if she needs consoling.
     
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    Skinny, skinny people of any age are unattractive. Kate is not fat, she is sexy. Plus she seems like a very confident fun person.
     
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    It is impossible that those things stay put in her top. Kate is great-Kate is the new Anna Nicole Smith but all real and slightly more interesting.
     
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    Verlander has been dealing her nothing but fastballs. He tried using his slider but she waved it off. She caught him when he threw a spitter. Kate really likes Justin when he steps off the rubber. He also spends a lot of time on the mound. Verlander is more effective when Kate rubs up his balls before he delivers the goods.
     
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    Sorry Jewy Jewstein, Kate only likes the uncircumcised penis.

    :nyah:
     
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    Have to agree that Kate does not have much body definition. She isn't in shape that is for sure. But she has an amazingly beautiful face and a really nice set of TITS! I do like women with some weight on them but fucking a skinny chick who is in shape is the best.
     
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    ABC News is doing stories about absurd comments from unknown bloggers??

    Today, my local news had a story about a man who was arrested for driving at 118 mph. They even gave his license plate number (twice), showed his mugshot and had the police do a reenactment of clocking his speed.

    Corporate media is trying to make you dumb(er). Look away!