Entertainment Kate Upton IS talented

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  1. Javaforgotme

    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I found this the other day online. I always thought Kate Upton was an untalented dunderhead, but this changed my mind.

    No matter how many time I tried she always got me to look down. Quite a talent!

     
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    I lost
     
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    This video calls for a bukakke party.

    :jackoff: :jackoff: :jackoff: :jackoff: :jackoff:
     
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    She has nice tits. That's about all. Most women have tits that will hold an heterosexual male's interest.
     
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    I lost 5 seconds in.
     
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    Yep. From the tits down it's a trainwreck.
     
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    That's why Nik Richie from thedirty.com nicknamed her "Whale Wars" on his site.
     
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    I didn't make it
     
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    So your basic premise is... she is pretty much average? Nice tits but most women have tits, so what is the big deal?

    You must be blessed with some amazing pussy where you live. I swear, if I could have a night with her, I would probably quit my job the next day and go on welfare, because I would have nothing left to prove in this life. I could be content eating government cheese and watching reality TV the rest of my life.

    For me she even wins points by not pretending to be a genius and essentially marketing those magnificent tits.
    For some reason, I feel like having a burger now.

     
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    SlowAdam misunderstood/forgotten wackpacker

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    She's only talented in zero gravity.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I lost in less than a second :jj:
     
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    Fuck She is fucking beautiful
     
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    Im jealous that Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander gets to titty fuck her.
     
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    This guy loves tits.
     
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    Her legs are certainly nothing to write home about (Mercedes Benz commercial):

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    Overrated piggy with nice tits.
     
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    Yeah, I remember that. Whoever directed that should be shot. Few women look good in cheap flip flops in a gravel pit or whatever the fuck that is.

    In the Carl's commercial, the legs look damn fine in stockings and slutty shoes. I woulda smelled the hamburger bag after that shoot.

    Either way, nothing 6 months worth of squats and blowjob training in my underground lair could not cure.
     
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    It amazes me,what with all the camera trickery available these days, she still resembles a fridge freezer. Nows that an achievement. Pretty face and nice boobs, does not a model make.