Kate Upton Mercedes Super Bowl Commercial--I'm Gonna Explode

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  1. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    This beats Howie spraying a hose any day.


    [video=youtube_share;uPq7jVGPs3g]http://youtu.be/uPq7jVGPs3g[/video]
     
  2. Howards Wig

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    Horrible. There is a simple rule to a good Kate Upton commercial: bouncing tits and ass.

    That was 90% a car, some college football boys, and her standing still. It is what I would expect if you told a gay guy to film Kate Upton... who ends up spending most of the time filming the soaped up football players.

    This is a reminder of how to do it.. tits out, legs spread, and stuffing things into her mouth:
    [video=youtube;MlLtnjSiTUE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlLtnjSiTUE[/video]
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Damn I had never seen that! So fucking sexy
     
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    Fat. She probably does. :coffee:
     
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    Lucille > Kate Upton. They did this commercial backwards. Kate should have been lathered up and washing the car. "Shut your mouth about my Lucille".

    [video=youtube;yuuCr2UvOPs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuuCr2UvOPs[/video]
     
  8. Snotty

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    50 When I saw this.........And ran to the bathroom like a twelve year old to rub one out................SALUTE!!!!!!
     
  9. Shine

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    Horrible shoes in that Mercedes ad
     
  10. Snotty

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    Shoes........Really?
     
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    I don't think she's fat, she just isn't physically fit. she doesn't look like she spends too much time at the gym or working out and she doesn't have a waist...if she started a physical fitness routine geared towards toning her up and whittling her waist, she'd look amazing.
     
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    That new commercial sucks balls. She should have been in a bikini rubbing them tittays all over that Mercedes.
     
  13. Chimney Portions

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    I'm gonna say it and get called a fag for it, but the pan up of her legs in the beginning was really disappointing. She has a really cute face and her boobs are magical...but when she's not jiggling or posed right, her body is kind of...meh. Lanky, shapeless legs and a boxy torso. She's a beautiful girl, but that commercial didn't do her justice. And no, I'm not trying to tear her apart, but if the goal is to make a sexy car commercial, it could have been much, much better.

    Unfortunately, in this neutered country, jiggling boobs and cleavage has no place in The Superbowl! Bouncing natural tits aren't family friendly...instead we get Madonna "bringing the gay" , the Black Eyed Peas butchering our eardrums as they dance around like retards and a Black woman assaulting a White woman because her husband looked at her.
     
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    I get woozy looking at Kate Upton but that was not a good commercial. And I can't believe parents groups are already outraged over the "sexiness" of this commercial.
     
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    Yes, really
     
  16. LaReineBlanche

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    No argument from me. Mercedes managed to put her in the most unflattering outfit they could find and she did look shapeless and boxy.
     
  17. MutteringJohn

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    When is Kate Upton going to do the show. Is Gary going to book her before the Super Bowl. ROFLMAO!!!!!
     
  18. AmishGirl

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    To me, she looks like she could lose 5-10 lbs, but heck - it's working for her!
     
  19. MobyDick

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    didn't Howard call her fat? And shouldn't she call in so he can apologize?
     
  20. Snotty

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    Well then nigga, You needs to elaborate.................