Entertainment Kate Upton replaced by... Mariah?!

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  1. PSU Shower Room

    PSU Shower Room Well-Known Member

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    I guess they are going with a more authentic Middle Ages ad campaign and hiring a fat chick.



    http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2015/06/12/mariah-carey-game-of-war-commercial-kate-upton

    Mariah Carey will be the new face and new set of ample boobs for the ridiculously successful "Game of War: Fire Age"... TMZ has learned.

    Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... producers of the mobile game have inked a 7 figure deal with Mariah, who replaces Kate Upton, in which the singer will shoot a 30 second commercial. We're told the shoot will last 2 days and the guy in charge is the director for "Terminator Genisys."

    Mariah will do several other promotional shoots for the game, but the main thing is the commercial.

    'Game of War' is a phenomenon, raking in $1 million a day.

    Mariah is a bigger star than Kate Upton for sure, but it's something of a left turn. We're told one of the big selling points is that Mariah's music will be part of the spot.
     
  2. SlinkyNeckStern

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    I'm not a huge Upton fan. But that's a downgrade in hotness for sure.
     
  3. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Upton is downgrading her own hotness by not doing a thing to preserve her looks.
     
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    No argument there.
     
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    I banged Mariah Carey in her prime. I'll reserve my judgment until I bang Kate Upton this weekend.
     
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    But Kate was such a great actress. So believeable.
     
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    Verlander is making his first start Saturday night so you've got a window to get it done.
     
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    What? Are they launching the black version?
     
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    If somehow I could die today and be in reincarnated as a game developer please let it happen. A million a day!!!!!!
     
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    Why are they getting rid of Upton?
     
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    How the fuck are people still throwing money at this loony cunt? :scratch:
     
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    Why else -- MUN-NEEEEE. She probably had her agent in her ear telling her that she's entitled to half the proceeds and should renegotiate now that this mobile game of the moment is a "success" among dimbulbs.

    Now all she's gonna get is that baseball guy shooting another load on her back.
     
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    Fat ass Mariah is not the best choice in this situation...
     
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    Was Jabba The Hut unavailable?
     
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    ONE MILLION...PER DAY?!!! what the fuck does this game do suck your dick?
     
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    Yeah doesn't really make any sense -- at the rate they're going they'll replace Mariah with Robin Quivers in 6 months.

    This girl probably would've been the smarter play - unlike Upton she seems to understand keeping her fingers out of pizza boxes and avoiding the dreaded love handles.

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    God damn.... I need to change my draws right about now! :eek: :woowoo:
     
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