Kate Upton - Zero G - Nuff said.

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  1. Gitfiddle

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    [video=youtube;6J85hnXmStw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J85hnXmStw[/video]
    [video=youtube;SAufNvv3eHU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAufNvv3eHU[/video]

    Bring on the "she's not hot" faggots.
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    she is FUCKING hot
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I would fuck her if she'd been dead for a week
     
  4. jokeland

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    boobs don't bounce nearly enough in zero gravity
     
  5. redshirt

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    she's had some chub waiting to break out moments, this isn't one of them. Toned and looks incredible.
     
  6. Mack

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    And then I'd fuck her when you were done.
     
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    I'm sorry, but if you are a guy and you don't think she's beautiful, you have to be the faggiest homo who ever homo'd.
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

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    I wouldn't fuck her because I would have a continuous pre-fuck cumshot just seeing her naked in front of me IRL.
     
  9. Gitfiddle

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    Hi guys!

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    That was clearly a Schmoopy call out.
     
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    How do I get THAT fucking job? The guy who unzips her top and adjusts those tittays?
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I want to be the guy who body paints her :c


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  13. Gitfiddle

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    Fixed.
     
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    sometimes I just wish I was Justin Verlanders cock
     
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    Instead of me spamming up the thread. Here is a link to a tumblr blog with all the new Kate Upton sports illustrated pics.

    http://iwannafher.tumblr.com/

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    :drool: I would give her the best 30 seconds of her life, feet shots for the win!!! love those fat tits! :loco:
     
  17. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    wetback :lo5:
     
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    I wanna grab those motherfuckers and make fart noises on em.
     
  19. fletchman71

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    That reminds me of a joke.

    Two guys and a girl are stranded on an island. After one week the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing she kills herself.
    After another week the guys are so ashamed at what they're doing they bury her.
    After another week the guys are so ashamed at what they're doing they dig her back up.
     
  20. wigtropolis

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    Why you guys getting all worked up. There are at least 15 women hotter than that coming into my office everyday,and each and everyone of them want to fuck my brains out.