Kate Upton's sloppy tits and ass in Mexico

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Truly breathtaking. :rolleye:

    Fatty needs to hit the gym. :pig:
     
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    An indication that a slimming dose of Photoshop was used by SI?...
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    Duh :jj:
     
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    She is going to look like Anna Nicole Smith during the benjy dating period within the next 5 years.

    She seems to really let herself go when she has nothing major coming up, but then tones it up a bit. Imagine when her career is over? Holy fuck.
     
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    That's in my wheelhouse, baby. Don't care if you homos think she's fat.

    What really concerns me is Justin Verlander not working on his control with the All Star down time. Dude sucks this year. Gets shelled early every game!
     
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    Its gay to think shes overweight there? I love guys who think they are "real men" because their standards are shit.

    YOURE NOT A MAN UNTIL YOU FUCK A 300 POUND MONSTER FAGGOT!
     
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    She could be hotter quicker with a cocaine, meth or Adderall addiction.
     
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    I don't think she fat, just curvy. What I don't like about her is the complete lack of toning on her entire body. That is like what would happen if you kept a veal calf chained up past its slaughter date.

    I'd fuck her, I just wouldn't keep her around long term.
     
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    ...id be willing to try and talk her into R.P.s weight loss program.
     
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    No - it's gay to say "I love guys".

    Fair point - but wasn't specifically calling you or anyone gay. My point being - I would gladly make sweet passionate love to this woman. If that's what you consider low standards - so be it.
     
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    She looks like she doesn't hit the gym much and sits around eating pizza and drinking beer. Perfect girl.
     
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    she looks hot as fuck there.


    btw: that's what a hot chick looks like when she's not anorexic, a gym nut, or airbrushed.
     
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    That's perfect
     
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    I'm sure her life is very demanding and she just doesn't have time to make it to the gym. Not that looking hot is important to her career or anything :rolleyes:
     
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    You had me at "sloppy tits and ass".
     
  18. MutteringJohn

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    Justin tapping that ass

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    That's not the point....her job is to be super hot since she is a super model. She gets paid to be hot as her career not to look like the wife next door with big tits.
     
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