Katie Holmes Strips Down, Goes Topless

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    Katie Holmes is usually a conservative fashionista, but now she’s stripping down for H. Stern

    The 34-year-old mom is looking super-sexy, and it begs the question what would her ex, Tom Cruise, say of the sultry snapshots? Since her divorce, she’s been spotted looking hotter and happier than ever. Thursday night she stepped out with a huge grin for The New York Observer’s 25th Anniversary Party at the Four Seasons Restaurant in the Big Apple. I guess it’s safe to say the single life agrees with the actress!


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    [h=1]Katie Holmes Strips Down, Goes Topless for Jewelry Campaign[/h]
    Katie Holmes is usually a conservative fashionista, but now she’s stripping down for H. Stern for Iris Jewelry, a high-end Brazilian design company. In the ads, the brunette beauty is greased down and topless on the beach, rolling around in nothing but jewels. Wow, we’ve never seen Katie like this!
    The 34-year-old mom is looking super-sexy, and it begs the question what would her ex, Tom Cruise, say of the sultry snapshots? Since her divorce, she’s been spotted looking hotter and happier than ever. Thursday night she stepped out with a huge grin for The New York Observer’s 25th Anniversary Party at the Four Seasons Restaurant in the Big Apple. I guess it’s safe to say the single life agrees with the actress!

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    Dawsons who gives a shit creek
     
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    "and it begs the question what would her ex, Tom Cruise, say of the sultry snapshots?"


    Eweeeeee?
     
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  5. MutteringJohn

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    H. Stern

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    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    Xenu is pissed.
     
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    Katie broke new ground. She created the beard contract that Beth signed. Five years and out.
     
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    This is way better than thinking about kathie lees bush
     
  9. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Yep. Wasn't there a report that he was interviewing prospects before settling on her? I believe Jennifer Garner was one.
     
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    Classic Katie
     
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    She may strip for H. Stern, but would she spread for Bababooey? :c

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    she already went topless in Sam Raimi's THE GIFT

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    what a hottie!

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    Ooooooo unwrap my gift Oooooooo
     
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    Cold sores are horrible!
     
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    yeah, she's got the gift ;)
     
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    Noice. I'd call it at the borderline 34B-C range.

    Will age nicely.
     
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