Katie Lee Interviews Beth for Hamptoms Magazine *WARNING* Get your barf bag*WARNING*

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  1. Jet

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    This is an old article, but it's still entertaining to pick it apart. I love the captions under the pictures, "Katie is wearing all her own clothes", "Beth is wearing...<enter laundry list of designer clothes>". I added a few quotes that I found myself just shaking my head at. :facepalm:

    http://hamptons-magazine.com/personalities/articles/a-friend-indeed-1

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    ON KATIE: Dress, earrings and bracelet, Katie’s own. ON BETH: Dress, Jen’s Pirate Booty ($165). Singer22, 41 Glen Cove Road, East Hills; singer22.com. Earrings, Melissa Joy Manning ($395). Jennifer Miller, 28 Jobs Lane, Southampton; jennifermillerjewelry.com. Charm necklace, Maya Brenner Designs ($330). mayabrenner.com. Belt, J.Crew ($48). 14 Main St., East Hampton; jcrew.com. Turquoise beaded bracelets, Queen Baby (price on request). kingbabystudio.com. Other bracelets, Beth’s own

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    KATIE LEE: You and Howard are the most affectionate couple I know. What is the best thing about being married to him?

    BETH OSTROSKY STERN: You always say that! Actually, you are not the first person to tell us that. We really do have fun together, day in and day out, and we do well when we are together 24/7. After almost 12 years, I still cannot get enough of him. We love to say that we are so lucky that we get to have a slumber party together every night. What is our secret? We appreciate each other, and he really listens to everything I say. I think he is quite a catch—the perfect husband.


    KL: Since you know the area so well, do you have any secret spots or activities that most people do not know about?
    BOS: You and I seem to have discovered Exhale Bridgehampton’s Core Fusion class. I do not know if people will love me or hate me for telling them to try it, [but] it really is such a great workout. I am hosting a class there on August 6 at 6 PM; all the proceeds will go to my favorite organization outhere, the Wildlife Rescue Center of the Hamptons. I signed you up already. It should be fun—exercise then cocktails, my two favorite things.


    KL: Howard has become quite the photographer, and lucky for him, he has you as his muse. How does it feel to be in front of his lens? Does it make you nervous or more comfortable?
    BOS: Howard loves his newest hobby, and it is taking over our lives! No one in the house is safe—click, click, click, every second. But, seriously, he is really good and I love being his muse. He has taken pictures of me and our pets that I will cherish forever. I think he captures a look from me in his photos that no one else can achieve. I suppose it is the “look of love.†He is so cute when he is taking pictures; he melts my heart.

    KL: You and Howard made some additions to your family recently. What does Bianca think about her new brother and sister?
    BOS: Over the past year and a half, Howard and I have adopted two adult cats from North Shore Animal League, Apple and Walter. Cats are such easy, fun pets. Bianca is so kind to them, but she always has to have our undivided attention, of course! They are being photographed by their dad every second as well. They seem bored by the picture-taking already.


    I love how she left out "FAMILY" in this last one...:nocheer:

    KL: You have a storybook love and have created quite a diverse and successful career for yourself. Out of all my friends, I look at you and think you are just about as close to “having it all†as anyone I know. Where do you see life taking you in five years?

    BOS: I will hopefully be as happy and as fulfilled as I am at this very moment, surrounded by the love of my husband and my animals and friends like you. I would love to open a shelter of my own one day. If I can make that happen, all of my dreams will have come true.
     
  2. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    That was even worse than I thought out would be. Howard sucks at photography why does everyone act like he is Ansell Adams.
     
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    We didn't start the fire.
     
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    i got scared....i thought it was a new article...it demonstrates how utterly stupid and totally vapid these two idiots are and even better how billy and howard got taken in by these two grifters.
     
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    I would love to see katie's face when Billy dropped his troushers
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Wish we could have isabella, Nibbler and Monsoon interview the Horse.
     
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    he's ansel adams apple.
     
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    Fake writer. Fake photographer. Fake model. Fake magazine.
     
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    that read gave my soul ringworm
     
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    That's phenomenoe!!
     
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    Wasn't Katie Lee just married to Billy Joel for like 5 minutes? She sure has been able to spread out that 15 minutes of fame.
     
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    You got that right. :facepalm:
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    Katie Lee needs to stay away from this woman.
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    "I think he captures a look from me in his photos that no one else can achieve. I suppose it is the “look of love.”

    Unfortunately for Howard, it always looks like Beth is more in love with Katie Lee than with him.
     
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    That katie lee is quite the fox. I would give her a hefty sum of money for some of her "time." Granted a hefty sum of money to me would be much different than her definition. :(
     
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    I wonder if Katie is the person H said knew was cheating and H said he wasn't sure if was supposed to say something back when she was married to Billy Joel.
     
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    I always assumed he was referring to Beth, and was just to much of a pussy to do anything about it. :dontknow:
     
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    i just always assume he's making this shit up. he always has a personal example for a point he's trying to make. if i recall correctly, howard said it was a friend and he knew for sure that she was cheating on him. anyone i would call a friend that i was 100% sure were being cheated on, i would absolutely tell them. unless i was the one she was cheating with.