Katy Perry vs. Zooey Deschanel

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    Who would you rather have in your bed naked and waiting for you?

    Katy Perry

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    or Zooey Deschanel?

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    Considering that they look almost exactly alike, I guess it would come down to boobs. Katy wins.
     
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    I love both, but I gotta go with Zooey. She most likely has less miles...:coffee:
     
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    Is that some nipple cover or what?
     
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    Bewbs! :yay:
     
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    The one with the big tits
     
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    Monkey see, monkey do.
     
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    Zooey... all night long
     
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    [video=youtube;2HxVD5YRGIk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HxVD5YRGIk[/video]
     
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    In b4 one of the gays post that picture of Katy in the bed with no makeup.
     
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    Given it's about having one of them waiting in bed for me, I'd have to say Katy for the motorboat win. I think that Zooey would be much more fun on a date.
     
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    Katy Perry only annoys me with her singing. With Zooey, not only do you have to put up with her one trick acting persona, but she would also probably decide that you want to hear her sing, too. Therefore, I'm going with Katy, after carefully rolling on two layers of Russel-proofing latex.
     
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    i like zooey's face better. if she had tits equal or ever close to katy, i'd be all over her. instead, i gotta go with katy.