Katy Perry's Laundry List of Needs

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  1. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    # "Two bottles of Santa Margarita Pinot Grigio."

    # The driver must "not stair at the backseat thru the rearviewuw mirrow." [sic]

    # Perry does want "an arrangement of fresh flowers," but “absolutely no carnations.” The carnations part was underlined for added effect.

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    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    She could really use an assistant that can spell or use a spell check
     
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    She needs my thick CAWK!

    Wooooooo! :c
     
  4. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    :jj::jj:
     
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    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    I'd eat the ass out of it.

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  6. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    i ain't clicking any of those links, but i'd bet the farm that she's not as bad as J'Lo.
     
  8. BeetTheBoxer

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    looks pretty standard. BeetTheBoxer has no problem with this. Plus Beet loves those funbags
     
  9. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Ming, you were busted with this mult on two other boards already. Let me refresh your demented little brain.

    That was from mike's site.

    Now if you would just give up one of your many mults and just brush your teeth they wouldn't be so yellow.
     
  10. BeetTheBoxer

    BeetTheBoxer Active Member

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    BeetTheBoxer seems to have a stalker. That is old hat for BeetTheBoxer. Many are jealous of Beet's machismo and service to this country. Beet is used to this.
     
  11. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Fixed it for you weirdo.
     
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    HEy ask John Kerry how he got 3 purple hearts and every one in his circumference will tell you he submitted them himself as an officer. You guys FAILED majorly. Like I said..... I'm still up to show other shit as well.

    I guess I photo shopped the binder after I took the award off the printer with a gold plated stamp huh fuck face?


    I just slam dunked you guys hard core style.