Katy Perry's vitamin regimen

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    Such a healthy lifestyle and then throws it all away by getting hot beef injections from John Mayer up her poop chute.
     
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    They say a lot are big doses of D and B vitamins. A mega dose of Vitamin D is like 10,000 IU's. 15 min of direct sunlight will give you the same IU's and 99% of B vitamins are never used and excreted out of the body. Never understood this mega vitamin thing. Only hurts.
     
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    I hope she chokes on one of them.
     
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    I was taking a super vitamin I got from Walgreens and it severely messed up my peeing and pooping. I was a wreck for four months while ingesting that poison.

    I stopped taking it and was perfectly fine two weeks later.
     
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    Vitamins are for people who don't give a shit about nutrition, but want to be "healthy." Unfortunately, for them, there's no magic pill.
     
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    She needs some thick, goopy doses of protein added to her regimen.
     
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    Most of the vitamins are not even powerful or helpful because they are synthetic and not the same form as the natural vitamins. Some do more harm than good like synthetic vitamin E or K. They did a Vitamin C trial recently and natural Vitamin C has very high antioxidant levels obviously but synthetic Vitamin C has levels just a step above water.
     
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    man i would love to paint those tits white
     
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    She looks plenty healthy to me.
     
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    She should just eat sensibly. Wouldn't have to swallow all those pills. Unless...She really likes to swallow.
     
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    im sure this is leading to her signing a huge endorsement deal for a vitamin company
     
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    Half the vitamins on store shelves are made in china.
     
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    also uses STP in her gas
     
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    Probably made out of the same shit in the Chinese drywall. I was a mess for a while there.
     
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    I'd rather just cum on them
     
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    many people think that because they can do something well, they obviously know how to do everything well without practice. Howard is the example: he believes that because he is a success at one thing, he is automatically better at, and knows more about everything else.

    Look at her without her talent: Katy Perry is just a 20-something with big boobs and little or average education. Had she read up on it, or asked verified experts (like accredited doctors) she would know for average Americans vitamins are (1) generally unnecessary, (2) of dubious quality, (3) may actually damage your body. I guess getting your information from Cosmopolitan & People magazines might not be the best idea?
     
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