Keep this thread on topic. Just for once. Please.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Dec 24, 2012.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Tia
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I love onion rings
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    /thread
     
  4. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Bears won.
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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  6. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Spoiler alert.
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Ew this guy has a detachable jaw like a snake!

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  8. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    I ordered fries yesterday. Bitch read back my order and said "onion rings".

    I said "Yep. That's right."
     
  9. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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  10. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Michael kills Fredo in the lake.
     
  11. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    ganking yo
     
  12. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I took a hugs shit this morning.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I still have heartburn :tears:
     
  14. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Today is my oldest son's birthday :yay:
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    hugs
     
  16. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    man! your wife really does have you in line. :c
     
  17. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    how old? :facepalm:
     
  18. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Don't worry. It's just throat cancer making you THINK you have heartburn.
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Definition of "ragass"

    A ragass is one whom pushes so hard during the act of shitting, that there insides bulge out words. This gives the appearance of a rag hanging out the ass.

    What?
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm drinking hard cider

    It is 6:43 in the morning