Kellen Winslow Jr was fapping in car prior to arrest

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  1. wife is a whore

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    mmmmmmmmmmmm Boston Market!!
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    would you call the cops if you saw someone masturbating in their car?
     
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    I don't think I've ever fap'd in a car
     
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    those damn jets rex ryan used to beat off in public all the time
     
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    see Mike you were right, jerking is the Devil's work.
     
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    This was in a Target parking lot. I am always excited over a good sale, so if it was an exceptional one I might not be able to contain myself either
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    He was having consensual sex with himself. The only harm is the nosy bitch that looked in on him.
     
  9. wife is a whore

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    I haven't while parked. I have done it a couple times while bored, driving on a highway.
     
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    :lol: This is what kills me. The Soldier went to a Target parking lot to smoke synthetic and beat off. :rofl: Well perhaps it went down like this: He smoked the synthetic, goes looking for Boston Market; get's lost; decides to give up and beat off in the Target parking lot. Any way you slice it it's pure gold.