Kentucky Dude Charged With Drunk Riding Of A Horse……..

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  1. teehee

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    Kentucky Man Arrested For Drunk Riding A Horse

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    Say neigh to drunk riding.

    A Kentucky man was arrested this week after police say he rode a horse while under the influence of alcohol. Michael Kimmel, 40, told police on Tuesday that he "didn’t do [expletive]" and was "just riding my horse," as they responded to reports of an intoxicated horse rider on U.S. Route 23, authorities told the Floyd County Times.

    The newspaper explains:


    The arrest report, filed by Trooper J. Gabbard, says [Kimmel] was ordered to stop, but instead he ran down an embankment, fleeing on foot, wearing only a brown hat, jeans, and boots. During the search for the suspect, police say the found his clothing on the back porch of his own house.



    Authorities later caught up to Kimmel in the community of Justel, WKYT reports.

    Kimmel is currently on probation for burglary, according to the Smoking Gun.

    He faces charges of driving under the influence :giggle:, as well as fleeing or evading police.
     
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    Looks like he's gonna have to pony up some fine money.. and maybe be forced to attend an Equine Horse Driving Course to avoid those onerous points on his license that insurers so appreciate. (what a nightmare!) To that end, maybe he can take some tips from Nacho and Jared. :dontknow:
     
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    Guess the race.
     
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    Does being a "troglodyte" qualify as racial profiling?
     
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    upload_2015-4-20_4-40-24.jpeg
    From video surveillance camera near the scene of the crime.
     
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    I use to go on a bicycle ride from Newark to sea girt. We would stop at every bar on the way. People would get pretty hammered. A cop once told a couple of the guys to get off their bikes and walk. I guess they were lucky they didn't get arrested. BTW I use to go in the 80's.
     
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    I seen an episode of cops where they busted a dude for riding his bicycle while drunk
    that seemed awful fucking goofy
     
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    Stupid
     
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    beth and her night job...being ridden like taxi for drunks...
     
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    Had to go get a buddy of mine out of jail for DUI on a bicycle.....Had to go through everything that a motorist would...Fines, Lost his license for a year.....Big mess
     
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    He lost his license for a year?! That's crazy. I never knew getting a DUI on a bike would carry such harsh penalties.
     
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    pretty soon you wont be able to ride your wife drunk
     
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    Louisiana don't play.......And this was back in '83........
     
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    Whoa. I can't imagine how harsh the penalties are today if they were that harsh in '83. You said it, Louisiana don't play
     
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    He thought he was riding in the Kentucky derby
     
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    :haha:
     
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    When I was in high school I had a job at a supermarket bagging groceries. One of the other guys there had his license revoked because of speeding tickets. So he had to ride a bike.

    One day he came to work and showed us a ticket he got for speeding, doing 40 in a 35 zone on his BIKE!. When he went to court, the judge threw it out and told the police officer that #1 he doubted the rider was actually going 40 on a bike, but #2 if he could actually do 40, more power to him.

    He was a happy camper when he told us what happened.
     
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    Was the horse drunk also? If so, it is clearly a contributory factor to the alleged RUI.

    Riding the horse without clothes is more difficult to explain.