Entertainment Kermit leaving Miss Piggy!

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  1. Joeyjoejoe

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    Kermit and Miss Piggy Have Broken Up
    2:10 PM ET
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    Desiree Navarro/WireImage—Getty Images Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy pose during the Brooklyn Museum's Sackler Center First Awards at Brooklyn Museum on June 4, 2015 in New York City.
    "We will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al."
    Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy announced that they have broken up, just a month before The Muppets TV reboot premieres on ABC.

    Here’s the statement that appears on both characters’ Facebook pages:

    “After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship. We will continue to work together on television (“The Muppets”/Tuesdays 8pm this fall on ABC) and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter. Thank you for your understanding.”

    The two appeared together at a Television Critics Association panel Tuesday, where Kermit revealed his new “girlfriend” works in marketing at ABC:

    Kermit’s new girlfriend, Denise, works in marketing for ABC. If you watched the presentation, you know this. #TCA15 #Muppets

    — The TCA (@OfficialTCA) August 4, 2015

    Miss Piggy remained her confident self:

    "Dating moi is like flying close too the sun. It was inevitable that Kermit would drop down to the ground while I stayed in the heavens."

    — POPSUGAR Ent (@POPSUGAREnt) August 4, 2015

    http://time.com/3984109/kermit-miss-piggy-break-up/:depressed:


    If these two people can't stay together, who can?

     
  2. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    I had a (now-ex) fiance who said, when I mentioned that my neighbor with a fat wife kept staring at me, "Too much fat pussy will drive a man crazy".

    :c
     
  3. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Now what is the fucking point of this???

    Do we have to teach kids about shitty relationships that early???

    For fuck's sake. I can't take this shit anymore.

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    What are you doing this weekend my little pork rind goddess?

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    seems true to life. make some money and drop the fat pig for some prime frog legs.

    Also a rumor that he got loaded and did a ton of blow with these guys... [​IMG]

    and caught genital warts from this..[​IMG]

    also those gay rumors won't go away...

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    Wait, he has another girlfriend and not a boyfriend? Certain people are going to protest.
     
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    The resemblance to Amy Schumer is uncanny.
     
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    I need to cum
     
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    Can't reach over your gut to jerk off?
     
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    Slow news day for some metrosexual homo shithead...
     
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    Getting a fist up your asshole doesn't make you gay. It just so happens that a hand up there is the only way Kermit feels comfortable talking in front of others, otherwise he just remains silent
     
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    kermit is coming out as trans species.

    miss piggy will be directing one of their children's next "leaked" sex tape.
     
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    i always despised miss piggy. glad he dumped her although i'm not particularly fond of him either.
     
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    All a set up for the new show debuting this fall.

    They're going to do the "Ross and Rachel" thing the whole time, I'm guessing.

    Which I don't have a huge problem with, btw. If it's funny, I don't care. And a lot of people think this Fall show is a kids' show. It's not completely. My guess is there will be a lot of humor that flies over the kids' heads. The muppets were much more risque' and pushed boundaries before Disney bought them and turned them into something just for kids before nearly killing off the whole IP until its recent resurgence. It looks to me like they're going to let the Muppets be what the were originally and see what happens.

    I'm very looking forward to it.
     
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    Well, these 2 are still together and seem to be doing fine!

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    Americas first gay TV couple
     
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    I'm a fan of the muppets actually. Enjoyed the 2 new movies too.
    But this seems kinda desparate
     
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    I stand corrected
     
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