Kevin Trudeau is going to get buttfucked in prison.

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  1. RH Goatcabin

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    CHICAGO (Reuters) - A federal jury found pitchman Kevin Trudeau guilty of criminal contempt on Tuesday for exaggerating the contents of his weight-loss book in infomercials, and he was taken into custody, prosecutors said.

    Jurors took less than an hour to find Trudeau, 50, guilty of violating a 2004 federal court settlement with the Federal Trade Commission that barred him from misrepresenting the contents of his books in advertisements, said Randall Samborn, a spokesman for the U.S. Attorney's Office in Chicago.

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    Not as much buttsex goes on in federal prison as you'd like, sorry to burst your bubble
     
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    I liked the infomercial he did with the playboy playmates
     
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    I thought if you went to prison you got buttfucked. :omg:
     
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    Links or GTFO
     
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    She was in one of em

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    Oddly enough no, if you go to fed prison they make you still have vaginal sex with women. Seems unfair to me. You have to go to the slammer but don't get all the perks
     
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    Ass is kinda flat.
     
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    Yeah, she's hideous
     
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    A real bow wow
     
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    Sign me up for federal prison. :pickme:
     
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    :madsex:
     
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    You're fucking weird
     
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    I'm not getting any out here. :dontknow:
     
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    What's the point in going to prison if you're not getting fucked in the ass by multiple black men? You're one of those guys that has to take the fun out of everything?
     
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    This
     
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    Lol Taffer. Lol Lully. Lol Bully. :taffer::lully::bully:
     
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    Haven't you seen Let's Go To Prison?
     
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    Nope, never
     
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    Pretty funny movie. Check it out some time.