CHICAGO (Reuters) - A federal jury found pitchman Kevin Trudeau guilty of criminal contempt on Tuesday for exaggerating the contents of his weight-loss book in infomercials, and he was taken into custody, prosecutors said. Jurors took less than an hour to find Trudeau, 50, guilty of violating a 2004 federal court settlement with the Federal Trade Commission that barred him from misrepresenting the contents of his books in advertisements, said Randall Samborn, a spokesman for the U.S. Attorney's Office in Chicago.
Oddly enough no, if you go to fed prison they make you still have vaginal sex with women. Seems unfair to me. You have to go to the slammer but don't get all the perks
What's the point in going to prison if you're not getting fucked in the ass by multiple black men? You're one of those guys that has to take the fun out of everything?