Key to the Mets Winning? Dr. Sarno!!!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by JerseySlim, Oct 29, 2015.

  1. JerseySlim

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    Howard said David Wright is an asshole because he has a back issue and hasn't gone to Dr. Sarno. I guess there is no such thing as legitimate back pain and the good doctor can cure all with one wave of his magic wand. Can you imagine how people would react to Howard if he had these opinions and WASN'T famous? He is such an unlikable dickhead
     
  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I heard that yesterday. Spinal stenosis is a fake/mental condition according to Howard.
     
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    Howard said he hasn't been running lately b/c his back has been hurting. Where's that miracle cure now? Hmmmmmmmm? :fil:
     
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    I wonder if Dr. Sarno could have helped my Mom when she fell and broke her back in 2 places.

    We decided to go to a surgeon instead.

    It seems to have cured her.
     
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    It just shows what a total moron Howard really is. I'm sure Dr. Sarno never meant to suggest that documented physical injuries or congenital defects are figments of the imagination, he was talking about stress-related aches and pains. As usual, Wiggy is too dumb to understand and completely misinterpreted what the Dr. said.
     
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    Same reason Theismann couldn't play through that hit from LT.
     
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    Lishen, it is what it is. Waddya want from me? GET OFF MY PHONE! you believe this guy, Robin?
     
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    He really is stupid.
     
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    Howard better be careful with this almonds or he might gain an ounce.
     
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    I loved when he told Billy Joel that Dr. Sarno could have cured him so wouldn't have to get his hips replaced. HE WAS BORN WITH A CONGENITAL HIP DISORDER, YOU RETARD PELICAN!!! :pissed:
     
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    Did someone say genitals, Robin?
     
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    Even kiss-ass Shuli had back surgery in the last couple of years. Said he tried everything (including Dr. Sarno's methods) but surgery was the only thing that helped. It's surprising that Howard still speaks to him.
     
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    Not even Gawd himself could save Joe from that shot. LT, I speak your name!
     
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    Stern is a f****n moron.

    He thinks because his pain was in his defective head this applies to people that actually put major wear and tear on their bodies.

    Stern will go to celebrity doctors that cater to the whims and stupidity of people such as himself.

    Pro ballplayers have surgeons that don't mess around with nonsense. A middle infielder can stub his toe and they will order an MRI an hour later to be damn sure they know what is the right way to go.


    Wright's condition is a result of degenerative wear and tear in his spine...the exact motions you go through swinging a bat....not sitting around having everything done for you by servants and unpaid interns while you stress about ratings in between your daily trip to the shrink.



    Funny thing about this know it all moron...you can spot people with it because they lean forward to relieve the pain.
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    kind of like that...



    He's just a typical POS that wants everyone to be dragged down to his miserable level....if he's mentally defective then everyone else must be too.
     
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    :rofl:

    BBC :eek:
     
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    Someone should let Howie know that placebo cures are for imaginary pain.
     
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    Anything else Robin?
     
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    :hw:
     
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    Every time I see that pic all I can think is how awful it must be to have to go through life being THAT. that tall, that ugly, that hideous, bald, and a prisoner to the world's worst wig.

    I'm so thankful I'm normal looking and don't have the horrors in my life of spending my days walking around like s revolting freak.

    Couldn't have happened to a worthier prick.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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