Keyboard Cleaning Tips

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by blairg, Apr 9, 2012.

  1. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I spilled something on my keyboard a few days ago, and now the keys are all sticking. Any advice on how to clean it?
     
  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Shove it up your ass then shit it down the toilet
     
  3. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    use cum
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Just eat it like you normally do
     
  5. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    watching Mari at the time?
     
  6. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    have you and your older homosexual life partner that you met at a bar lick the keys til they are clean
     
  7. blairg

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    thanks for nothing :toptip:
     
  8. Ray Barone

    Ray Barone Well-Known Member

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    Lmao!!!!!
     
  9. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Buy a new keyboard. :coffee:

    You drink while posting like a dickhead. :D
     
  10. Butcher

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    This has already ended in tears
     
  11. blairg

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    I already tried wiping the surface, but it's really deep down in there. It's almost a brand new laptop so I'm pissed.
     
  12. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    How many beers deep? How much pain, son? :emperor::bigcry:
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Laptop:jj:
     
  15. blairg

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    even if it was cum the keys are too close to get my tongue really in there.
     
  16. blairg

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    whats wrong with having a laptop :dontknow:
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Just have your socialist gov't get you a new one. :c
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Nothing. It just makes it more serious. :c
     
  19. Butcher

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    Call Dawg. He works for the Geek Squad
     
  20. blairg

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    alert :coffee: