KFC now serves pornography

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    SEE IT: KFC plays porn on dining room TV in front of shocked Oklahoma family
    BY Melissa Chan
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 9:11 AM
    Things were more than finger-licking good at this KFC.

    An Oklahoma branch of the fried-chicken chain played porn on its dining room TV, much to the amusement of a chuckling customer who captured the bizarre viewing on camera.

    “So, I’m sitting here in KFC…” Gerald Whalen says before panning his phone to a corner TV broadcasting a steamy sex scene.


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    A customer refused to turn around and see the porn on TV, as her husband bursts into laughter while recording the bizarre incident.


    “I don’t even want to turn around,” his shocked wife says as he bursts into a fit of laughter.

    The couple was eating dinner in the near-empty eatery with their two 6-year-old boys, they told Fox 8 TV.

    “I looked up from my plate, and we’re talking full nudity,” Whalen said.


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    A KFC branch in Oklahoma played porn on its dining room TV, much to the amusement of a customer who captured the bizarre viewing on camera.


    A customer who was less entertained by the free show alerted a manager, who quickly turned off the TV, he said.

    Whalen’s 37 second-clip has been viewed more than 180,000 times since he posted it on YouTube last week.

    It was an "isolated incident," KFC spokesman Rodrigo Coronel said in a statement.

    "We apologize for any negative dining experiences that may have occurred as a result of the restaurant’s TV being changed without our awareness or permission to a station showing inappropriate content," he said.

    "We are taking measures to ensure programming like this cannot be accessed in the future."

     
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  2. supernaut

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    finger lickin good
     
  3. Limo Wreck

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    Two sides and a whisker biscuit. :grad:
     
  4. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    one chicken fryer is out of a job!
     
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    sex education, what's the problem? :schmoopysex:
     
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    as her husband bursts into laughter while recording the bizarre incident.

    he seems like an alright fella with a good sense of funny
     
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    The food will do more damage to you than the porn
     
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    gives a new meaning to original recipe to me...
     
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    Breast, legs and thighs.
     
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    her husband was more aroused by the chicken than the porn
     
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    "Robin, what's this KFC they're talking about?"
     
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    He was the one probably streaming it to the TV.
     
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    Chick is ugly. Only hot chicks are allowed to be this uptight.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    1. Why are they staying there with their 2 six yr old boys while that is going on? 2. The hub is kind of cute.
     
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    Creamed corn.
     
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    Surely someone should be firing up a lawsuit over this. :facepalm:
     
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    That dude had me cracking up.
     
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    He learned an important lesson that night- rolling her in flour to find the wet spot.
     
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    As long as he doesn't talk to some jackass attorney relative and retcon his experience as "traumatic" with emotional damages that can only be repaired with barrels of cold-hard cash.
     
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    I'm trying to imagine how the 'money shot' would work in a KFC porn. Probably something like this:

    Dude puts chick on her back and has her squeeze her tits together so they look like a pile of mashed potatoes. He shoots his load, taking extra care to fully coat them. The titty goo pile is then finished with a serving of crispy corn and a mound of shredded cheddar cheese. Delish!