Kid at work makes $65k, saving up for down payment on $18k engagement ring.

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro

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    :facepalm:
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro

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    You're next, fat fuck.
     
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    tell him to put a down payment on a divorce lawyer, because that's down the road
     
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    The tender trap, baby. The tender trap
     
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    He probably still lives at home :jj:
     
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    Did the one month salary custom fall out of favor?
     
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    They say, "2 months salary", so he's in the ballpark. :dontknow:
     
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    It's 2 months! :cuss:
     
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    At this point, I feel pretty secure in saying you have no business being a manager since you seem to hire morons exclusively.
     
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    Wgas/Wgaf. It's his money.
     
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    sucker
     
  15. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro

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    I didn't hire him, you drunk motherfucker.
     
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    How old is he?
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro

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    Guy are such pussies these days. I couldn't see myself spending more than $2,500 on a piece of jewelry. If I had proposed to my two most recent girlfriends I would have given them either a engagement car or an engagement horse. Going into debt to buy something that is purely symbolic is fucking insane. Anyone who doesn't own a home, isn't maxed out on their 401k and IRA, and completely out of non-home mortgage/vehicle debit has no fucking business buying an expensive ring.
     
  18. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro

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    He's 32, she's 26.
     
  19. gwartney

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    If he's smart, he will charge it and then let his new wife help pay for it.
     
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    Oughta be smarter than that.

    How hot is she?