Kid at work makes $65k, saving up for down payment on $18k engagement ring.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by NipplesAndToes23, Oct 13, 2014.

  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro VIP

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    :facepalm:
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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  3. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro VIP

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    You're next, fat fuck.
     
  4. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    tell him to put a down payment on a divorce lawyer, because that's down the road
     
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    MrWarmth I WAS NEVER CONVICTED Gold

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    The tender trap, baby. The tender trap
     
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    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    He probably still lives at home :jj:
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Did the one month salary custom fall out of favor?
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    They say, "2 months salary", so he's in the ballpark. :dontknow:
     
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    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    It's 2 months! :cuss:
     
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    At this point, I feel pretty secure in saying you have no business being a manager since you seem to hire morons exclusively.
     
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    Wgas/Wgaf. It's his money.
     
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    sucker
     
  15. NipplesAndToes23

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    I didn't hire him, you drunk motherfucker.
     
  16. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    How old is he?
     
  17. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro VIP

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    Guy are such pussies these days. I couldn't see myself spending more than $2,500 on a piece of jewelry. If I had proposed to my two most recent girlfriends I would have given them either a engagement car or an engagement horse. Going into debt to buy something that is purely symbolic is fucking insane. Anyone who doesn't own a home, isn't maxed out on their 401k and IRA, and completely out of non-home mortgage/vehicle debit has no fucking business buying an expensive ring.
     
  18. NipplesAndToes23

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    He's 32, she's 26.
     
  19. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    If he's smart, he will charge it and then let his new wife help pay for it.
     
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  20. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Oughta be smarter than that.

    How hot is she?