News kid returns $8k to the owner

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  1. skylarbrie

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    Salem's Aiden Wright, 7, found $8,000 on a playground Saturday.
    The world’s most honest person might be a 7-year-old kid.

    A Massachusetts boy returned $8,000 in cash he found on a Salem playground just moments after he struck it rich on the slide during a Saturday play date with his uncle.

    “I ran up the slide, and at the top I looked in the corner and there was this black check book, and I opened it up and I saw $8,000 in it, and I brought it back down to my uncle,” Aiden told WBZ.

    With his uncle Danny Wright, Aiden took the fortune to police who were able to tack down its owner, contractor Elias Santos.

    Santos was playing with his kids in the park on payday when his earnings slipped out of his pocket. He left the playground without even knowing it was missing.

    “When the police called me I was so surprised," said Santos, who only knew he was out $8,000 after the cops asked if he was missing anything.

    Santos gave Aiden a $100 reward and thanked the kid for his honesty.
     
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    Santos is a cheap fuck.
     
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    the hell is he doing w 8k cash
     
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    Saw this story on our local morning news. Feel good story of the day! :up:
     
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    If I remember correctly, the story said he was a contractor, and he had just come from a job. He stopped at the park to play with his kids, and dropped the checkbook.
     
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    They don't even have power locks!?!

    Buncha dummies!
     
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    :nono: marboes are marboes, kid
     
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    uncle danny but why can't we keep it ? wwjd kid. w-w-j-d.
     
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    Sounds like he was trying to keep the IRS from getting their cut.
     
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    i know a contractor named pony tail jeff. he drives around in his cadillac all day smoking cigars 24/7, does zero work and says things like "yo cuz"
     
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    I'd like to think I wouldn't do the same.
     
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    Seriously.

    ...but we don't really know the whole situation.
     
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    Especially knowing that in this case the asshole wouldn't have even missed it :grad:

     
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    10-15% is an appropriate finders fee. cheap fucker is lucky he got the money back at all. show some gratitude, $100 is a slap in the face
     
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    $100 is a spit in the face...poor kid learned his first lesson..people are fucked..
     
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    Didn't Jerry Seinfeld run this same test with Howard?

    Howard failed :D
     
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    If I found 8k laying around, I'm keeping my mouth SHUT. :fil:
     
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    I would have gone to the willows for a chop suey sandwich and some tender steak to celebrate my good fortune.
     
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    Salem Aiden Wright.
    Wow, now white people are naming their kids after Cigarettes:
    Salem, the White People's Kools

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