I was talking to an old friend last night who recently dropped her 18 y/o daughter off to attend San Diego State. My friend warned her against hooking up with anyone on the same dorm floor, so of course she bangs the dude right across the hall. Told my friend the sex was great (she's had 2 boyfriends that she banged). My friend reminded her not to confuse good sex with love. And she replied, "Oh yeah, I won't fall in love with him. He dates guys, too. Everyone's bi now, Mom." Holy fucking shit. I've never been so happy to be an old broad.