WTF Kids Today

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by AuntDolly, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    I was talking to an old friend last night who recently dropped her 18 y/o daughter off to attend San Diego State. My friend warned her against hooking up with anyone on the same dorm floor, so of course she bangs the dude right across the hall. Told my friend the sex was great (she's had 2 boyfriends that she banged). My friend reminded her not to confuse good sex with love. And she replied, "Oh yeah, I won't fall in love with him. He dates guys, too. Everyone's bi now, Mom."
    :facepalm:
    Holy fucking shit. I've never been so happy to be an old broad.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Pics of the 18 year old please
     
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    Is that normal for gals to talk about their sex life with their moms?
     
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    Things weren't quite that way when I was there, never stayed in the dorms though.
     
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    Sounds like a slut lol

    everyone's bi now? I had no idea

    if listening to Stern hasn't made me like big soda can dicks yet, I guess I never will

    Yeah
     
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    Any of them her?

     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Is she shaved
     
  9. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    You and me both.. :grad:
     
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    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    I'm still young, and no one is bi or gay in the social circles I run in. The coasts are completely whacked out. "Everyone is bi now", WTF?
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  11. babybear

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    glad I'm old
     
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    Did she happen to mention what name the guy posts under at the Bar ?
     
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    This never happened
     
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    everyone may be bi now and that's fine
    whatever floats your boat
    but sleeping with men who sleep with men is a good way to get the hiv

    it's still a gay disease in this society

    and I'm a grown man and I still ain't talking like that to my parents
     
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    San Diego State? The place that even Arizona State looks down on? May as well call those schools HPVU.
     
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    1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1
     
  17. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    Hell no. Never would have told my mother any of this during college.

    It's your mother, not your BFF.
     
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    Justin Bieber, Jaden Smith. Need I say more?
     
  19. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    How's the new place, babybear?
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    we found a house for 250k,made a offer,but the inspector said it needed a roof...........over 8k.
    so we walked away and still in the apt.
    the search continues.