WTF Kilaris Pilaris

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  1. kggtty

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    HALP

    let me preface by saying FUCK this shit.

    I wanted to reach out to my DawgShed folk.

    Has anybody else dealt with this shit? Its this skin rash that looks like red goosebumps that itch. I've never had a problem with this before. Why all of a sudden? I bought some amlactin yesterday from CVS yesterday (for $20 btw) and rubbed it on the affected areas this morning after my shower (the elbows, forearms & my face) Then my eyes started to get irritated and it hasn't gone away

    I just left work early because I started breaking out on my face and my elbows got redder and I was scratching like Tyrone Biggums

    I googled some more shit and its all about keeping my skin hydrated and whatnot. So I just bought some vaseline. Im going to take another shower then apply it on

    Any more suggestions?
    Any personal experiences?

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    I am starting to get self-conscience because my handsome irish/italian face that my father/mother has blessed me with is being affected. I feel like the dude from the haunted mask (pictured left)
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    Eww gross you fucking freak
     
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    Get back to the sideshow you blotchy abomination
     
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    Don't touch me for the love of fucking Jesus
     
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    Scabies it is.
     
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    You look like a Totino's pizza that crashed its motorcycle and got road rash
     
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    don't be cruel. dickheadz
     
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    Can you drive a manual transmission?
     
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    What fucking gypsy did you piss off
     
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    Halloween isn't for another 9 months you ghoul
     
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    Are you sure that isn't shingles?
     
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    My ex-gf had this shit in the summer on her thighs. And I always use to go down on her. Then all of a sudden this happens when it never has before.

    HOWEVER the intranet says its not contagious... Hmmmmmmmmm
     
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    If you had this disease, you'd be shingle too


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    thank you, I will consider buying if this vaseline doesn't halp.
     
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    kggtty fucked Killer Croc from Batman
     
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    she was built in a amazon way. my favorite

    i love climbing mountains
     
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    It's not contagious and it's not dangerous. It's just dead skin cells that have gotten trapped in the hair follicles. You need to exfoliate and use that product I linked to above. It's called KP Duty and it was made specifically to treat keratosis pilaris. It will go away after a few uses.
     
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    That's a huge bitch!