Kim Jong Un has 99 Problems...

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  1. TehLivingDeath

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    ... but his ex-bitch ain't one!

    The ex-girlfriend of North Korean leader Kim-Jong-un was one of a dozen people reportedly executed by a firing squad last week.
    The South Korean newspaper Chosun Ilbo reports that singer Hyon Song-wol and 11 others had been arrested on August 17 for violating North Korea's laws against pornography and was executed three days later.
    The paper reported that the condemned, all members of the performing groups Unhasu Orchestra and Wangjaesan Light Music Band, were accused of making videos of themselves having sex and selling the videos, which the paper reported were available in China.
    "They were executed with machine guns while the key members of the Unhasu Orchestra, Wangjaesan Light Band and Moranbong Band as well as the families of the victims looked on," a source told the paper. The source added that the victim's families appear to have all been sent to prison camps.
    Kim Jong-un reportedly met Hyon Song-wol approximately 10 years ago, before he was married. The relationship between the two is believed to have ended after interference from Kim's father, Kim Jong-il, though the two had been rumored to be having an affair. Kim Jong-un's wife, Ri Sol-ju, was also a member of the Unhasu Orchestra before their marriage. It is not clear if she had any role in the executions.




    Source: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/0...rlfriend-reportedly-executed-by-firing-squad/


    And here I gripe when it takes Tube8 a little extra time to load. Must suck to live in a place where porn gets you machine-gunned.
     
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    Good to know that band name is free now, in case my current band ever blows up, I'm gonna need a new name for the new project..
     
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    the only good citizen is an unarmed citizen! :grad:


























































    it makes shitting on them so much easier! :dance:
     
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    If I were one of the Kim il Sung's or whatever their family name is, I'd be the funny one who said "no" to becoming the next Dear Leader in favor of going to Disney.
     
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    I wonder what North Korean porn actually consists of?

    They're so into the leader over there that I'd bet the men in the movies have to look like him just to get the women wet. I can imagine the Dear Leader look-alike striding into the bedroom, whipping out his massive 3 inch shlong and ploughing into the starlet.
     
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    Even she was hotter than beth
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    Jesus Christ. What a fucking psycho.
     
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    He executed his Army Vice Minister last year after he found out they were partying during the mourning period of his dad dying.

    He told them he wanted this official 'obliterated - not even a hair should be found'

    They made the poor bastard stand on a spot in a field that had been targeted by a mortar - and BOOM!

    Fucking crazy.
     
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    The citizens there are scared shitless around the clock. There won't be an uprising from them for a long, long time.
     
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    the chinese could end the decades of torture and death but nope, they are perfectly fine with these monsters keeping us and the south on our toes and starving their poor citizen/slaves.
     
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    But not so much to be queen.
     
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    Vice did a good piece on this. People that escape n Korea through chinabasically have to make it al the way to Thailand before they can rest... If caught in china by the authorities, they're sent back to n Korea where they and their families are killed. If they're caught by the black market, they're sex slaves. If they get caught crossing into Laos, they're detained, theyre sent back to die and they kill their families. Once they get into Thailand, they can get detained, but not sent back. They do, however inform the n Koreans and they kill their families.

    russia is worse than china and Mongolia ... They're f-d
     
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    3 days after being found guilty is pretty impressive... Better than the 10 years here... I think one month following final appeal loss is a good medium.
     
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    Jesus Christ. Not a whole lot of options for those people.
     
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    i'll have to find that vice. interesting show for sure. :hat:

    when i hear all the whiny assholes complaining about my beloved country, i think of these places and shake my head.
    such clueless fools.