Kim Jong Un is a Hell of a Pilot

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  1. Finns Wake

    Finns Wake Well-Known Member

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    Amazing how well-versed this guy is across multiple skill sets. Who knew? His apparent comprehension of those charts he's flipping through would inspire confidence in me if I was a passenger on that flight for sure.
     
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    He's Good!
     
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    He is in a flight simulator... Lol
     
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    Herrow? Glound contlol?
     
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    Some Ting Wong! We Tu Lo!
     
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    Good thing the co-pilot didn't have to help
     
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    And he shot a perfect round of golf! An 18!!!
     
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    his dad was better
     
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    He shot a 38 with 11 holes in one. And Howard can drive 300 yards.

    I'm a 8 handicap and I can't do either.

    :bigcry:
     
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    Say what you want about any American "Leader" at least we don't have to put up with this asshole.
     
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    I would watch the PGA religiously if he played!
     
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    Sirius should give him a show. Kim 100 and Kim 101!
     
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    Today air-a-pwanes........Tommorrow we wand on 'da sun!!!!!
     
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    I haven't see The Interview, but I can guarantee that video was far more entertaining. I love the orgasmic pride in that woman's voice along with the music.
     
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    Anyone with any flying experience know if he was actually doing anything there? It looks like he's just holding onto the controls and the co-pilot is doing everything.
     
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    his belly honked the airplane horn when he got into the tight seat
     
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    No, he's not doing anything related to actual aviating. Real pilots tend to navigate by means other than pointing at something through the flight deck window. The interesting thing to me is what would have happened if, at rotation (takeoff) or on approach (landing), the real pilot determined an aborted takeoff or a go around was prudent. Poor bastard probably would have been fed to the dogs or turned into target practice for heavy artillery.
     
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    Pilot should have taken one for the team and crashed the fucker.
     
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    I think we have found the Asian DB Cooper in training